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National Hug Day is on JANUARY 21st. It was first celebrated in 1986!
"Hey, did you hear that it's National Hug Day?"
"No, is it really?"
"Yeah man, come here"
Lol
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WHATEVER HORNY BITCH MADE NATIONAL RAPE DAY GO TO HELL AND GO ROT IN JAIL YOU FUCK FACE THOSE 6 BOYS ON TIK TOK WHO MADE NATIONAL RAPE DAY WELL GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU BITCH!!!!
Those 6 tik tok boys: I am so excited for national rape day!
Me:GO TO FUCKING HELL YOU BITCHES!!!!
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October 20 is Appreciate your gf day so Say you love them and tag them
National gf day is when you appreciate and love your gf that’s what I said when jimmy asked
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The day after Superbowl Sunday.
As a result of our country's tradition on Superbowl Sunday to collectively eat the most deliciously unhealthy foods known to man (e.g. buffalo wings, pigs-in-blankets, pizza, mozzerella sticks, chips & dip, sloppy joes, french fries, burgers etc.) and collectively drink billions of bottles of the cheapest beer, there is no other day of the year to beat the sheer mass of our collective poops, than the day after Superbowl Sunday. I therefore declare it, National Poop Day.
Pat: Hey man, you taking off of work for National Poop Day?
Joe: Hells yeah! Pass me another buffalo wing!
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Everyday is NATIONAL GIRLFRIEND DAY! Tell her you appreciate her and send little texts out of the blue and tell her shes beautiful or you love her. Something like that
National Girlfriend day
Boy: texts girl friend i love you out of the blue
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On October 3rd for the whole day you can freely give anyone a wedgie without getting in trouble for it.
“Omg Veronica came up to me while I was in geometry and asked me if I knew what day it was, in which I responded “it’s Wednesday right”, and she spun me around and said “it’s national wedgie day” while she yanked my thong so high.”
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June 10th National e-sex day. When everyone online has a massive fucking e-orgy.
Yo on June 10th you gonna have esex since it's national esex day?
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