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When you go off to New Zealand to have a 7-way with complete strangers. It’s open all hours of the night and there’s a chance someone might catch a STD.
Tobias: Hey Riley, I got several of my mates at my house tonight and we need just one more person to perform a New Zealand 7/11.
Riley: no thanks, I don’t want to get sick.
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An ad done by a New Zealand guy who keeps talking about his deck but it sounds like he’s saying dick
“Hey, get that squirrel off my dick! He knows he’s not allowed to come on my dick!” Quote Schaeffer’s New Zealand Deck Sealant guy
A term coined by Kiwis which refers to something average that nobody else in the world gives a fuck about except New Zealanders,.
It is used to make said thing sound more interesting and beloved than it actually is.
Man 1: Have you been to that obscure attraction in the rural obscure town?
Man 2: Yeah! It’s world famous in New Zealand
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Reality television show from New Zealand that searches for a Top Model, has stood out, turned heads and become shit hot thanks to judge Colin Mathura-Jeffree. His individual style and charm has made him THE face of television in New Zealand. Everyone strives to do a 'Mathura-Jeffree' at least once a day!
New Zealand's Next Top Model has three judges, Colin, Mathura and Jeffree! if he ain't on I ain't watching
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Spread some sort of lubricant on a smooth floor. Then place a partner on the floor. Make him/her commence oral sex then pull him/her by their bush along the floor. (the pubic bush)
Shes completely bald after i gave her the Franco-New Zealand Steam Roller.
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Can only be performed by a couple where either partner has breasts. Ideologically, the male holds the female suspended by one breast and her pubic hair while the female gives a blow job. While holding the female, the male shakes his arms up and down, increasing sexual stimulation and imitating the recoil from a Gatling gun.
Brianca and i performed the Franco-New Zealand Gatling Gun while watching full metal jacket.
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a reality tv show that "searches for new zealand's next top model" by having them do different photoshoots, all while hardly dressed or naked so the world can drool over the girls which understandably and/or potentially ruins relationships the girls are in.
did you see last night's episode of new zealand's next top model?! oh yeah! Micheala posed naked?? It's a shame. I don't think her bf will stay with her after half the world's seen her naked before he did. They'd been together for so long too. Why can't NZNTM just have the girls do normal modeling instead of this stuff and ruining what virtue the girls have?
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