double dangle

When you forget that you are wearing a tampon and insert another. There isn't one string hanging down, there are two strings causing a double dangle.

I think I put a tampon in but I'm not sure.. can you look to see if I have a double dangle?

banana dangle

When you rest your penis over a balcony and let it fall downward.

Hang on, I'm going to banana dangle over this railing.

Poo Dangles

1. A reaction and/or feeling about a truly assaninely shitty situation or douchebag of a person

1. "I can't believe my dildos didn't come in the mail AGAIN! Today really sucks poo dangles"

2. "Did you see that looser Leon at the bar last night?"

"Yeah, that guy is a total poo dangle"

Bum Dangle

Also known as a dingle berry, clinkers and chug nuts.
Dried poo chunks stuck in ones bum hair!

These bum dangles are really pulling on my bum hair.

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dangle ball

when one or more testicle(s) of the male have a sag capacity of 3 or more inches. the worst case scenario reported so far was approximately 5 inches.....that's 1.25 hands not at the withers, thankfully for all your horse people out there

"golly! that man's testicle exceeds the range of his Johnson!"

or...

"PLEASE! refrain from tugging on my dangle ball, it's not a cow utter. it has feelings just like you and me."

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angle of the dangle

The angle of the dangle
is equal to the mass of the ass
when the heat of the meat is constant

Tom used the angle of the dangle formula to assess his performance.

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dangle

slave; one bound in servitude as the property of a person.

LEE-ROY: Charmaine, answer de dam phone, for me lick you up side ya head
CHARMAINE: Quiet yaself Lee-roy, i is not ya dangle, ya know.

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