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When you work a shitty minimal wage job and want a week off, but cant request a week off legitimately, so you string together a series of days off by combining all of the favors people owe you to cover your shift multiple days in a row whilst also using as many "sick" days are allowed without getting fired in order to create yourself an artificial vacation.
Work has me hella stressed so i need the week off, so i made myself an artificial vacation by asking all of my co-workers who owe me favors to cover my shifts for me the next few days.
A Vacation Promise is a promise kept by three or more people going on a vacation together that there will be no sexual activities going on during the vacation.
“Don’t forget when we leave you two have to keep the Vacation Promise.”
The hysterical state-of-mind that women achieve due to the stress of preparing for an impending vacation.
Eric: "Yo dawg! My wife is vacation crazy this morning and she's driving me nuts! It's DEFCON 1 over here as we pack the car! Your wife do that?"
Amir: "Alison gets vacation crazy two weeks before we leave. Consider yourself lucky!"
Going on a vacation but spending all of your time looking at sites through the screen of your camera phone.
"It was a lovely screen vacation, I took 2000 photos of the Eiffel Tower."
Having a meaningless (drunk) fight with your significant other while on vacation.
Becky: Let's ski together on the mountain all day! We can go down green runs all day! It will be fun!
Todd: *puts finger gun in mouth and pulls trigger*
Vacation fight ensues
Taking a break from most forms of communication to chill oneself out. Not using social networking sites, or constantly using their phone to call or text. Usually needed when someone becomes obsessed with the Internet and their phone.
"Mom, chill it with the Facebook status thing. You need a communication vacation.
When you have eaten something out of the ordinary that makes your poo smell diffrent that normal
I dont know what i ate last night but i had the Vacation Shits this morning!