The One!

Someone who thinks they have found the one they wanna spend the rest of their life with.

Earlier on .... Hey Matt, so what do you think of Carly ? Guys i think i found THE ONE!

*Matt and Carly both look up at the stars*
*Matt thinks to self* "I think i found THE ONE guys"
Matt: I love you.

Carly: Sorry, pimps don't love.
*Matt deep inside* "OMGGGG! :("

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the one

1 n. You can call yourself this if you can dodge/deflect/stop bullets ad wear tight shades.
2 n.a matrix nerd who calls himself this to be "way cool *snort*"

Computer - "Wake up, Neo."
The One - "No, I was having that arousing dream about my mom."

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ONS

This stands for "One-Night-Stand" and is used by some males to inform thier friends what they think of certain women in the club.

Check her out!! She is definately an ONS I wouldnt mind havin tonite!

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that’s the one

What Andy says in agreement to almost everything, even If the question is “pint of Guinness please”

Pint of Guinness please Andy.

Andy - “That’s the one”

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The One

Lady that brings her kids to the pool everyday but sits under the shelter house and does puzzles every day and yells at her kids+ other peoples kids... we dont like her.

"The Ones" pencil broke today...how will she do her puzzles!?

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no one

the correct answer to "Who built the Ark ? "

"Who built the Arc? No one! No one! "

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The One

Featured in the band U2's song of a similar name, "The One" represents things in life that may only be classified as the one and only, most notably love, life, and dildo.

Natalsa: You think he's The One?
Natalia: Naw, that nigga was a busta at dinner.

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