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me:do you remember when I first came on the oregon trail?
ex: yeah, we came together
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A female of the species who's looks would not be considered prefferable in any other locale.
Well the girl that Steve is dating is not really hot but, she is Oregon Hot.
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The shitty little town in the middle of highway 224. So small if you blink, you could pass it. All the girls there are sluts. Commonly referred to as "incestacada", because of all the incest.
"are you going to estacada oregon this weekend?"
"you mean incestacada? naw man, all the girls there are sluts."
"Thats exactly why you go!"
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The worst town in the world, get the fuck out of here or it will drag you down.
person1- hey have you heard anything about matt?
person2- no man, he never left talent, oregon.
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bonneville dam ( AKA dry-back-crossing for mexicans going into Washington )
mexican's walk over Oregon dam at nite No get wet! We are no wet backs we don't got show green cards in yak-a-mah Washington.
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In bowling, getting three strikes in the tenth frame. The first strike is gathering the supplies, the second strike is forging the river, the final strike gets you over the rocky mountains and completes the oregon trail.
Josh just got an oregon trail. He needed it to break 200
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A quiet city with a rather low crime-rate and shitty ass weather. Basically rains all year round except the summer, which is semi-decent (low 80's to mid 90's). The other definitions some douchecopters made up about the district high schools are absolutely false; CVHS and CHS both have its ups and downs. CHS tends to have the fatter kids and mexicans because of its location in the heart of Corvallis, very close by Linus Pauling. CV tends to have a higher drug rate (you know its true). While CHS has bragged that heir sports are better than CV; those cocky bastards don't realize that we have had our victories too, just people tend to take them too far sometimes. CHS tends to have better boys soccer, boys swimming, and other shitty sports no one cares about. CV have better girl swimmers, boys and girls basketball, and baseball. I can't list my opinion on football cause if I do I will probably get anally raped.
CV dude: WE'RE BETTER AT FOOTBALL!
CHS dude: NO WE ARE!!
Random dude: shut the fuck up, this is Corvallis, Oregon
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