Random
Source Code
Random
A Trash Palace is a really huge, expensive, secluded and very secure dwelling, where trashy celebrities reside.
Yo Dude! Did u see Brittney Spears being hauled away from her trash palace on CNN ?
2👍 1👎
Another term for the royal throne or the Kohler Krapper
Where Tom?? he's polishing the scepter the Royal Throne,,the what?? You know the Porcelain Palace?? Ohhhh thanks!!
2👍 1👎
Place of ill repute
If walls could talk the scarlet palace would divulge volumes.
2👍 1👎
verb.
A sexual maneuver in which person A sticks their big toe up person B's anus.
Simulates the feeling one gets when they step into the Imperial Palace Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas.
Sometimes shortened to IP.
Dude A: Man, I got totally wasted last night, ended up going home with a tranny hooker. The worst part is that she Imperial Palace'd me...
Dude B: That sucks man...
4👍 3👎
A Group of Adolescants commonly refered to as the Palace of Wisdom. To join them you must be part of an exclusive membership. The Palace of Wisdom is neither Sweet nor Sour.
By having affiliation with the Palace of Wisdom an aura of intellectualism surrounds you.
Bob: Hey man. How did you feel about that test in Biology?
Joe: I was nervous and I thought I was gonna do terrible but as I when I was taking it, it felt like the easiest test ever.
Bob: Ah, you must have had the help of the Palace of Wisdom.
Joe: Neither Sweet nor Sour.
10👍 19👎
Welcome to Buckingham Palace, the biggest playground existing, where even Queen Elizabeth and Tony Blair come to play! Here, your kids and grandparents can enjoy a dive in the bath where the balls connect and the world famous enormous pole of exitement(one of Tony's favourites)! Let's have a quick tour, shall we?
Parking lot
Our parking lot is THE place if you like waiting! We have one-hundred lazy guards who are willing to tell you bad directions! Our guards also provide badly drawn maps, keys that don't fit and dirtroad detours!
The entrance
When you finally reach the entrance, the fun begins! You can look at two Buckingham Guards... TOTALLY STANDING STILL! Isn't that amazing, kids!? You can kick them and THEY WILL REMAIN STILL! You can test your new collection of BeyBlades and they will STILL STAND STILL! You can even shoot them in the crotch with a 9mm gun, and surprisingly enough THEY WILL REMAIN STILL!!! AMAZING!
The staircases
Now here comes a fun part. When you're inside, there are loads of stairs, covered in red carpet! You can run up them, run down, you can CLIMB then, you can jump off them or break your ankle on them! Once you're finished, you can go to the...
First aid room
The first aid room is only 5 miles away from the Parking lot, so you can take your time and let that ankle heal there! Tony Blair will look after you! Be sure to have your buttplug with you, as Tony knows a few tricks!
The Queen's room
Legends and myths are told that there's a secret room inside the castle where Queen Elizabeth used to do her dirty laundry. Try to find it, lead us to it and get a FREE* icecream cone!
(*)Only available when you have collected all of our tax money for us. It's a hard job, you know...
History Lessons!
In here, you can play several games, like "Kampf" or "Gulf War"! Most of them can be unlocked by succesfully surviving the other games without scratches and maimed body parts! Some of the history teachers include Adolf Hitler, Bill Clinton and George W. Bush (Only for the war in Iraq. He lacks knowledge of all other subject, although we doubt he knows anything about Iraq, too...)
Buckingham Palace is a fun place to go for a typical father-and-son-day! The whole family can enjoy the pleasures of Tony Blair and the old demented whore who calls herself a queen! Have fun, and don't forget the buttplug!
13👍 28👎
A dwelling/area of multiple sexuall encounters, similar to an orgy.
With a handful of viagra the retirement home was a bang palace.
4👍 6👎