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An innate fear of the clothing label Hot Topic, associated mainly with 6th-8th graders.
Me - yeah so I went into Hot Topic the other day and-
8th grader - WHOAH! YOU WENT INTO, LIKE, HOT TOPIC, THATS, LIKE, WAIT WHAT?
Me - no neead for the "Hot Topic Phobia"
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The common and general paranoia that parents often have with their oldest child. They are usually strict and uptight about activities, curfews, and relationships, but once the second child comes around, they loosen up a bit, often frustrating the first-born.
"Hey dude, ya going to the Blink-182 concert?"
"Sadly, no. My mom's got a serious case of first-born phobia."
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A legit phobia of cooking mama’s fire eyes which r burning flames of hell showing the player the true nature of cooking mama and not her happy facade which she hides behind most of the time and shows the true nature of her soul. This inturns makes people who sufffur this phobia from a very young age discover issues in personal growth when they strive for perfection in every game like for example striving for gold medals on all cooking mama games even when it’s not possible like getting all 3 gold stars on every candy crush level. Cooking mama also makes you distrust everything u thought you knew.
The cooking mama phobia is the cause of much of distrust of fellow citizens in the USA
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Himiko-phobia is the large case cause of having a very urge against Himiko. Example 1:
"Ah! Himikos my favorite cha-"
''AAAAAAWHODVSJSGAJCSIDKDVDSGSHUTTHEHELLUPIHAVEHIMIKOPHOBIA''
"oh 🙂"
Himiko-phobia also results in the appearance of disliking her, or even possibly hating her. If you have himiko-phobia, some symptoms are that you kin kokichi.
I have Himiko-phobia, therefore I dislike her and I get sick as hell when someone mentions her.
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Fear of all types of blowjobs because of one or more unpleasant experience(s) during oral sex.
Guy 1: Holy shit, ever since Amy treated my dick like a T-Bone Steak, I've been struck with a serious case of Dome-O-Phobia.
Guy 2: Word?
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Shush-Agora-Phobia is the Fear of being *Shushed* in wide open spaces. Also referred to as a SAP.
"Hey you... Shhhhh...."
.....Silence.....
Suddenly the Shush-ee realizes that the Shush-er has been Shushed in a wide open space and thus Shush-Agora-Phobia takes over and the subject Shush-ee impulsively starts random fires as a form of coping mechanism.
"ARRRAAAAAGH!!! HE'S BURNING IT ALL DOWN!! LOOKOUT ITS ONE OF THEM SAPS!! RUN!!
Though looking forward to seeing family at traditional holiday gatherings, you agonize that you might feel judged even though you are usually quite happy with your life as it is. Also known by the phrase "Who needs an inner critic when there are outer ones who seem more than happy to have me feeling criticized enough?"
Holiday Judgment Phobia can exist at any age, and cover a wide range of areas feeling raw and exposed for judgment. For example, weight, leg length, hair style, hair color, clothing, shoes, jewelry, make-up, boyfriend, girlfriend, pregnancy, weight, skin, tattoos, piercings, nails, children, manners, vocabulary, education, employment, spouse, ex-spouse, welfare, dishes, food choices, unemployment, pets, living arrangements, friends, enemies, politics, religion, travel, dreams, goals, and current lifestyle choices in general.