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(1) The team that disgraced our Nation and our military abroad by skipping the National Anthem before their Monday Night Football game in 2007 where they played a winless Miami Dolphins team and just barely managed a 3-0 win with a late 4th quarter field goal.
(2) A team most of whoms fans have never actually seen them play live and talk about their 5 superbowls even though they weren't alive or were so young they can't remember 4 of them.
(3) A team whos fans rag on Cleveland fans. Too bad they're too fucking stupid to know that the logo on their beloved team's helmet is that of Cleveland Steel. Suck on that fucktards.
(4) A team whos fans rag on Ray Lewis even though he owns them, b/c they have/had mediocre talent like Joey Porter or Troy Pomalamadingdong or Lil' "No Helmet Laws in PA" Ben or Jerome "I average exactly 1 yard per carry" Bettis. Even there old coach left them in the dust.
(5) A team that attempts to pussify the NFL by waving gay little yellow towels around. They also refer to their 70s defenses has some type of curtain. With all of these linens in football it has been reported that Martha Stewart is the #1 Steelers fan.
(6) A team that has a starting QB who makes a living wearing a helmet, yet doesn't wear one while riding a very, very fast motorcycle on a dirty, ugly Pittsburgh street.
"Wow the Pittsburgh Steelers really suck. They just lost to the Jets. Maybe they should change from the Black N Gold Nation to the Black N Fold Nation."
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My hometown team, which I love. The Penguins have a lot in common with the Chicago Bulls (unitl recently): both have a 1 man history (Jordan's Bulls/Mario's Pens). The Pens were up and down and had several different owners through 1980. Then, in '83, the sucky Penguins were rewarded with the ultimate prize: the greatest player to ever play, Mario Lemieux. Mario was incredible, but needed help for the team to win. In '90, they aquied players like Barrasso, Jagr, Francis, and Samuellson and ended up winning back to back Stanley Cups. But in the '90s, Mario had cancer and back issues, but Jagr, Francis, and Kasperitis stepped it up and the Penguins made the playoffs every year from '90 to '01. But bankruptcy is now the downfall of the Pens (Mario own them now), who have a crappy arena and can't afford anyone but crappy players. Please keep the Pens in Pittsburgh!
Keep the Penguins in Pittsburgh.
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A bunch of burly black men who thought it would be a great idea to name a team after a job in which most men are gay, what with working in a steel mill and all. Bill Cowher (when he was still man enough to hang around, without deserting his team like the fum chewing, cap wearing, play stopping faggot he is) couldn't beat the Titans at home a few years back, so he tried to STOP THE PLAY WHILE IT WAS HAPPENING.
"Hey, did you see Bill Cowher cry like a bitch the other night?"
"Yeah, him and the Pittsburgh Steelers suck ass"
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The Pittsburgh style of calling it off with your girl in which you let a wet fart on her face after having sex. After the fart you walk out of room lettin the bitch know that youve had enough.
Greg: Barry, Jessica is getting on my nerves. I need a cool way to break up with her.
Barry: Give her the ole Pittsburgh plotcher, thats always good for a laugh
Greg: Aw yes, the we fart in face after sex. That will be a good story to tell.
See even douche bags do the Pittsburgh plotcher
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A pair of stained underpants worn on the outside of a homeless man's outfit. They often smell like failure and cheating.
Hines Ward is a bitch ass Pittsburgh Steelers.
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An NFL team that resides in the ass crack of the Northeast US. City is noted for more people than teeth, more mullets than Mexico, and no jobs. Beastiality and Sodomy were created in Pittsburgh in the 1980s, when the city's job situation went down the crapper, and bandwagon Steeler fans had many losing seasons, so they gave up watching football and took to banging sheep.
Pittsbugh Steelers Men: characterized by either goatee or mustache, drives a Camaro or Pontiac, and does not possess a college education. Would have large mullet plumage, but might get caught in factory equipment. Scent of goat pussy is always on their breath. Pittsburgh Steelers Women: the larger of the two sexes, constantly drunk, louder than the men, plumage from their mullet much more pronounced. Deep smokers voice and multiple tattoos on legs.
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The best damn team in all the land. Not one football team in the entire NFL can compare to the 5 time Super Bowl Champions. With players such as Roethlisberger, Hines "57" Ward, Joey "the Boot" Porter, Troy "I love to crack skulls and let my gorgeous black hair fly through the wind" Polamalu, there is no question as to why Pittsburgh has the best football team. We have what we like to call "Steeler Nation." Every road game is a home game, there are Steeler Bars in every city. Take a look at Super Bowl XL, over 75% of the fans there were Steeler fans, waving their terrible towels in which the Good Lord Myron Cope brought into this world (thank you Myron and God Bless). The Stillers have earned their 5th Super Bowl ring this year, now tied with the horrendous 49ers and the Dallas Cowgirls for the most. We have the single greatest coach, coming up on his 14th consecutive year with the Steelers and we have the single greatest owners: The Rooney's. Most importantly, we Steeler fan are the greatest fans on earth (stated on the 2006 ESPY's). We do not jump on the bandwagon, we do not love any other team besides our steelers, and if someone says he does, then he is not a true steeler fan. Lastly, we are home to two great things: Heinz ketchup and Iron City beer, what more could we ask for?!
"So who you rootin for this year?"
"WHO DO YOU THINK? THE PITTSBURGH STILLERS YOU FUCKIN IDIOT!"
If you ain't a Steeler fan, you ain't shit!
Fuck Cleveland!
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