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pokey bum fun

When your girlfriend is away for the night or has dumped you, you simply poke your own arse for pleasure.

gf: sorry, no can do.. im on my period

bf: cool, guess i'd better get the vaseline. Its pokey bum fun for me.

by Ryan J Gallagher December 5, 2008

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Pokey Bum Wank

The art of inserting one's finger in and out of one's nought(anus) rapidly during masturbation. niiiiice.

Dyl regularly enjoyed a pokey bum wank while watching youPorn after work.

by PokeyMassiv October 24, 2008

32๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pokey Bum Blowjob

When a girl sticks a finger up a guys bum while giving him a blowjob.

I gave that guy a pokey bum blowjob last night, he was loving it...!

by No Gag Reflex September 17, 2010

8๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


pokey bum wank

To sexually exite yourself until you reach a climax via ones bum hole

"Can you smell that?"
"Andys Having an other one of his pokey bum wanks"

by Andys Mom June 1, 2007

41๐Ÿ‘ 42๐Ÿ‘Ž


pokey bum wank

to masturbate rapidly while anally pleasuring one's self with a toothbrush or other anal entry instrument.

wank wank or this colgate is good

by muscles August 22, 2004

42๐Ÿ‘ 46๐Ÿ‘Ž


lunchtime hokey pokey

The act of leaving school with one's partner to engage in sexual play.

John: My girlfriend and I got caught sneaking out of school for some lunchtime hokey pokey.
George: Now THAT'S what it's all about.

by Michelle Marks November 11, 2007

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


spikey pokey bitch

its a hedgehog/hamster squishmallow

karelyn has a spikey pokey bitch

by spikeypokeybitch November 18, 2020