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Squishmallows are a cult, they are always trying to get you to "join the squad". once you buy one more and more will arrive at your house and you don't remember buying them. You may think they are cute but once you hear their theme song you will be scarred forever. you will show it to your friends and they will show it to theirs. it never ends.
youtube: "hello we're the squishmallows!!!!"
your brain for the next month: "hello we're the squishmallows!!!!!!"
your amazon shopping cart: "purchasing 7 squishmallows!"
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Squishmallows are adorably soft and huggable stuffed animals they are also the only thing that gives thousands of people around the word happiness. many people go on "Squishmallow hunts" in search for their favorites or limited ones. some of the creepy disturbing Squishmallows are the mermaids and the chucky cheese one... dear god....
Person: Hey I've worked really hard this week I think I'm going to go on a Squishmallow hunt!
Person 2: Hey that's a great idea can I come? I heard the Easter Squishmallows are out in Walgreens!
Person: no. I'm getting the easter ones you better stay away from them got it?
Person 2: but-
Person: I said got it? I NEED Blake as an easter egg.
Person 2: .... ok.
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A soft friend for people who either have anger issues or have a hard life.
Dude yesterday I got a squishmallow!
Why to punch it or to cry on it?
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The name of a line of a plushie series.
Owned by Kelly Toys
'I got squishmallows.'
'Dude what the fuck i have a whole entire pit of them that's 2 feet deep'
'Are you okay'
literally mental support. your only friends
'what you gonna do tonight'
'probably cry on my squishmallows and eat'
'can i come'
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the best therapist I've ever had 10/10 would recommend, they come in all shapes and sizes, are very diverse, and very good listeners
squishmallows are soft round (usually) flammable creatures, they usually should not be watered or fed as they are very low maintenance