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Me: What is Jon doing tonight?
Her: That fool is chasing the white poodle.
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A male who blatantly disregards sexism against men and campaigns for women's rights in the hopes of receiving a belly rub or a treat.
Sharon: "Men are such pigs, they just fart and burp and fuck around."
Harold: "That's kind of offensive, Sharon."
Ben: "Leave Sharon alone, Women aren't given enough credit."
Harold: "You're a bit of a Toy Poodle, aren't you Ben?"
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the parody of of ninja turtles, except more ferocious, cuddly, and you can carry it in a doggie handbag. Likes to wear bows in hair and is trained to the highest degree.
guy 1 "Dude did you see the Ninja poodles last night?"
Guy 2 "FOL! I totally forgot!!"
A poodle that has a nice taste of pork
Guy: Dude, this poodle tastes like pork
Owner: I know, it's a porkey poodle
Dang, my dog’s got the biggest poodle-tude today! One second he’s so sweet , then the next he turns into a gremlin.
Sick ass band of 3 females who jam out and spread positivity around the world
Wow jimmy poodle punchers rocked last night
The cutest,fluffyest dog ever!They will lick you to death,and cuddle you,and love you no matter what!
I love my little miniature poodle she's my little baby.