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Salty indian sauce that you can dip your dossa or toes inside
Bro i love dipping my toes in chutney porridge
That friend that is always nice and filling but you would never actively seek out their company. You can't not like them because they're too bland not to like
"She is so nice you can't help but like her"
"Yeah she is a total porridge friend"
A rather large girl/man eating ass out with creamed corn smeared on their face.
She growled that ass like a bulldog eating porridge on a warm Sunday afternoon.
Spunk, sperm, spooge, jizz, cum, ejaculate.
Along the same lines of baby gravy.
"Hey baby girl, come gulp down some people porridge"
Look at him running around all beefy making a nuisance of himself. He's a right porridger!
Definition: A graceless try-hard
Example: Look at him running around with his elbows out. He's a right porridger!
(noun): the act of space docking (anally) while which the delivering party of the space dock has a pronounced case of diarrhea.
"Bro, I was totally going to space dock Krystal last night, but it turned out to be orphan porridge."