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One man’s terrorist is another man’s freedom fighter. Mandela’s adversaries labeled him a terrorist but history has recorded him as an anti-apartheid hero. Young black-clad Hongkongers hurling petrol bombs are not rioters. They (Hong Kong Protesters) are freedom fighters fighting for the freedoms promised them. Mainland media and some local commentators have even accused the protesters of looting, which is a bald-faced lie.
(By Mr Michael Chugani on 7 November 2019)
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Originally from the Latin word "corpus" meaning the body, a corps is a group of people who unite for a common cause. The Peace Corps or the Corps of Engineers or even the United States Marine Corps.
A Corpse is made up of employees sent by corporate bosses to protest legislation that will impact their company. These cadavers are used in paid AstroTurf rallies. In a time when unemployment is double digits, termination of employment is a great motivator of Corpse Protesters.
Corpse Protesters work for numerous industries. The Insurance Corpse protests health insurance regulation, the Climate Corpse protests environmental protection and green energy and the Banking and Wall Street Corpse protests banking regulation that would protect consumers and prevent another meltdown. Militias are the most dangerous of the corpses. Hyped up on talk radio gloom and doom, these unemployed white men protest non existent gun regulation and their tactics border on terrorism.
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When theomaticians and philosophers couldn’t see eye to eye based on the number π’s oft-conflicting or mixed interactions with other numbers or constants whether her allegiance is with the Vatican or with the Church of England.
Does π subscribe to the Pope’s or to the Archbishop of Canterbury’s theomatical teachings on how rational and irrational numbers ought to behave themselves in private and in public? Is pi Catholic or Protestant?
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The act of unfurling a log of faeces while at work with the intention of ‘sticking it to the man’.
Johnny is staging a shit down protest because his boss made him work a Sunday. He’s been in there for four hours.
When someone waves or reads a book of poetry at a Trump rally as they are being pissed off by his racist, supremacist, or hateful comments about his political foes or towards those with a different skin color as him.
Johanna opened a copy of Claudia Rankine’s “Citizen: An American Lyric” halfway through the political rally she’s attending with her husband—did her action look like a sign protest via poetry?
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A name synonymous with the word "shit". This group is a cluster of lower-functioning humans known in latin as "emos" (roughly translated, it means "crapbags"). These single brain-celled organisms originated in the basement of a middle class home and sprouted guitars after a period of misplaced belief in their own ability. Th result is utter tragedy, particularly for the music industry. There is more to protest about this 'band' than their wannabe-toughguy name. If they died painful, slow deaths, the world would somehow be a lot better.
Emo: Heyy niggs, you check out the new Protest the Hero cd?
Rational Human: No. If I wanted to hear shit I'd tape record myself taking a dump.
Emo: Hey I think that's the third track on their album...
Rational Human: Please die.
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Urinating into the mouth of someone performing fellatio, after ejaculation.
Ryan: I can't believe she asked for a Protestant water fountain!
TimTim: She must have been thirsty.
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