Anti-Pun

(n.) An anti-pun is a totally random statement or comment--made when in the midst of Punning-- that is made to sound like a real pun. But It's Really Not!

This can be quite effective if done right; fellow punsters may try to get it at first, but the joke's on them--it's not a joke!

(Two students are making Geology puns)

Student 1: Geology Rocks, but it's a pretty Hard subject

Student 2: Haha Gneiss puns

Student 1: Wow i'm FLOORED

Student 2: ha? . . . wait that was an anti-pun. You got me!

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bad pun alert

A warning that a really bad pun is coming.

*Bad pun alert*

Newton didn't discover group theory because he wasn't Abel.

Pun Entertaina

a guy who is popular wid d ladies n looks like hes a sweetheart but has a hidden agenda

dat boy bes a pun entertainer

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Bad porno pun

A type of bad pun especially prevalent within the poor writing of low budget or basement project porn videos. These are especially noteworthy when the porno, the pun, or both are in reference to a popular slang or media element within the generation of the film's creation.

"You've got Male Genitalia" is a bad porno pun of "You've Got Mail" and male genitalia.

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Mai pun Puki

Indonesian for "your mom is a whore" or "your mom is a slut" or "your mom is a bitch".

The phrase combines many Indonesian and a Malay words together which is very hard to correctly translate, since it contains the words mai which means whore or slut, and puki which means pussy or cunt. Basically saying "you come from the pussy of a whore"

"Nick, mai pun puki"

Sexy Tit Puns

puns about tits

sexy tit puns example I dated a girl with 12 tits, sounds funny dozen tit?
TITIES just a joke about tits

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Double-Pun-itration

When two people are making puns at the same time.

I was part of a"double-pun-itration" last night, it was awful.

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