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Salty Raccoon

When a man ejaculates onto a woman's face and paints rings around her eyes with his semen to make her resemble a raccoon, the women is then sent digging through a trashcan to find a hidden box of tissues for her to wipe her face with.

β€œDude, I did the salty raccoon with Ashley last night, some of my dude juice got in her eye and she couldn’t even find the tissues afterwards.”

by Wambo December 3, 2020


the screaming raccoon

when a man is giving a women anal sex, then punches her in the back of the head to knock her out. then shits in both of her eyes and fists her.

Dude i gave this random chick the screaming raccoon last night! she's gunna be pissed!

by Chico The Goat December 14, 2008

10πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Raccoon Punching

When someone gets hit in both eyes and ends up with
bruises so they look like a raccoon.
Can also be called "Zorro Mask" or "Burglar Mask"

Joe: Hey, what happen to Derrick? I heard he can barely
see because both of his eyes.
Mark: Yeah but you should really see him.
Apparently he got into some serious raccoon punching.

by 1cebear August 12, 2010

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


raccoon dog

Common English name for NYCTEREUCTES PROCYONOIDES, a small nocturnal omnivorous canine that resembles a raccoon. Originally native to Japan (where it's endangered) but is spreading westward like a fungus. It now may be found raiding the trash bins of Prague.

Hey Bubba! Shoot that there raccoon dog! We kin git fifty bucks for the pelt an' them's good eatin' besides!

by Uncle Spunky March 13, 2005

12πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Wet Raccoon

A blow job given by someone with a mouthful of chewing tobacco or dip.

A true redneck girl can give you a wet raccoon, and still know what to spit and what to swallow.

by NL1981 July 9, 2010

8πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


rabid raccoon

to ejaculate on and around someone's mouth and give her/him two black eyes.

Big D shocked that slut by turning her into a rabid raccoon.

by Dan & Dave August 20, 2008

9πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Trapped Raccoon

A guy grows out his nails a centimeter long and while fisting a girl he scratches the inside of her vagina like a trapped raccoon.

Damn, my girlfriend was pissing me off so i gave her a Trapped Raccoon.

by TRaccoon9 April 1, 2010

5πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž