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The hunt has begun, and you are the prey...
Raptor Rampage spawns the following mobs:
Uvaraptor
Ventoraptor
Considering the possibility that there won’t be a jungle biome for miles, this event can be your big break. Who doesn’t want an Uvaraptor?!
Ones pinky toe nail is much like a raptors claw. With 1 given swift strike i can inflict damage to your friends or foes.
Dude, watch that damn raptor toe! you almosy cut my leg.
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A team in desperate need of a new change and direction next season.
Some changes -> First off, get rid of players who don't wanna play in Toronto (like what they did to Vince Carter). Players including Jalen Rose (who's overpaid for inconsistent offence and lack of defense), Rafer Alston, Lamond Murray, Aaron Williams, and while you're at it, waive useless players like Loren Woods, Pape Sow, Eric Williams, and Milt Palacio.
Then sign some other players who will actually play some team-d and give their all cuz the Raptors are reekin' now i tell ya. i'm disgusted to be a raptors fan...
Atlanta Hawks, Charlotte Bobcats, New Orleans Hornets, and all other crap teams: "Man, I sure hope we play the Raptors soon 'cause u know it's always gonna be a winnable game wit em."
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A girl who is on her period and very, very cranky.
Mary- "Are you going to look for a job today, or just sit on the couch smoking pot and playing video games?"
Bill- "You're being a real vagina raptor today, bitch."
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Noun/ A guy that dates or has dated many ugly girls.
Daniel is such a raptor trainer bro. He sent me a picture of his new bitch and I threw up.
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The unusual bulge created by a mans cock and balls when wearing tight pants. The male version camel toe.
Damn Kyle, go home and put on a different pair of shorts, that pair is giving you a serious raptor claw.
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Canadian NBA team; were really good a couple years ago, but now Vince Carter's always hurt and they suck
The Raptors have Vince Carter. He's usually on the bench in pain.
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