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Orderer's Remorse

When a person orders a meal in a restaurant and then regrets that they didn't order something else instead of what they initially ordered.

Person 1: "Why did I get the chicken? I should have ordered the steak?"

Person2: "Sounds like you have orderer's remorse!"

by Jokeboy83 July 23, 2010


Commenter's Remorse

Similar to "Buyer's Remorse" when a person on Facebook regrets commenting or liking a status because they are flooded with notifications and emails when multiple other comments are posted over a given period of time.

Steve: "Just got a new car!"
Phil: Likes Status and Replies
Facebook: You and 30 other people commented on Steve's status.
Email: 127 new messages
Phil: Replies to status "fuck you guys"
Steve: Likes Phil's reply and replies "Commenter's Remorse much?"

by cpxander June 23, 2011


Stealer's Remorse

When a thief has regrets about the object(s) he/she has stolen and decides to return the stolen object(s) in a similar way to buyer's remorse.

Girl: Last week, some asshole stole my car with my phone inside.

Guy: Shit, what did you do after?

Girl:I had someone text my phone to ask the asshole to return my car and the next day it was parked outside.

Guy: Looks like the guy had stealer's remorse...

by Sherlock Bromes November 16, 2011


Snorters remorse

The inevitable self-loathing and regret that follows in the days after a cocaine binge.

Friend 1: "How you feeling today pinocchio?"
Friend 2: "Fuck me lad. Terrible. Snorters remorse has proper kicked in,"

by Mrrobot7891 August 07, 2020


blowie remorse

The regret of giving a blow job to a guy that did not deserve it.

I have blowie remorse; Greg never called me after I gave him a blow job.

by funnygp May 08, 2020


facebook remorse

The fear and regret felt when you wake up to numerous notifications on the morning after a night of drunk facebooking.

I woke up to 56 facebook notifications and I don't remember posting anything...major facebook remorse.

by bethm January 31, 2012


barbershop remorse

The sense of regret you get after getting a new haircut, either because the barber screwed it up, or because your hair looked better before. Usually overcome in a day.

Jim felt a strong sense of barbershop remorse after realizing that a mohawk probably wasn't the best cut for his job interview later that evening.

by dabbleinstocks December 04, 2016