The Pickle Rule

The pickle rule is this, "If you lie, you die”.

Kevin clearly lied to everyone's faces, thus Gru immediately smote him where he stood. Kevin didn't follow the pickle rule, even though the rule was clear.

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Filey rules

When you’re playing a game and you are operating outside of the official rules of a game, or when the rules are being made up as you go along. This is known as Filey rules.

Player A: The taxes go to free parking and whoever lands on it can collect the cash !
Player B: That’s not the real rules of Monopoly
Player A: Yeah but we’re playing Filey rules

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Rule 417

If it exists there's a gluten-free version of it.

"Oh I can't eat poptarts, there's gluten in them" said Zach
"Well according to Rule 417 if it exists there's a gluten free version of it so you can" replied Jacob

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Rule 4641

If you see a UFO, never use your best camera. Never focus. And always record in 144p.

Matt: Hey Tom, Look there's a UFO.
Tom: Rule 4641

rules lawyer

A role-playing game enthusiast who makes it his life's work to memorize every obscure rule in the game. Usually owns every book and supplement for the game in question. Often uses obscure rules to show up other gamers.

"Mike knows like every tiny little thing about that game...total rules lawyer."

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Rule 1

The prime rule in Rocket League where if you lock heads with another player, you do not break the lock.

Dude, really? Why would he break rule 1?

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House Rules

These are usually the rules followed in ones house that a particular game is being played in. These rules will always change from house to house and are sure to always cause a 10 minute argument/debate over them. These rules are known to be made up during the actual game.

For example: if you are playing pool in one person's house, his "house rules" might be that whoever makes the 8 On The Break wins automatically whereas the house rules of another person's house might be whoever makes the 8 On The Break loses automatically.

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