The Pickle Rule

The pickle rule is this, "If you lie, you die”.

Kevin clearly lied to everyone's faces, thus Gru immediately smote him where he stood. Kevin didn't follow the pickle rule, even though the rule was clear.

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Rule Tool

An asshole who insists on enforcing every minor rule of whatever game your playing with your friends.

friends playing football together

Chuck: Whoa! Excessive Celebration! Thats a a 5 yard penalty on the kick!

Everyone Else: Fuck you Chuck! Your such a rule tool!

Rule 417

If it exists there's a gluten-free version of it.

"Oh I can't eat poptarts, there's gluten in them" said Zach
"Well according to Rule 417 if it exists there's a gluten free version of it so you can" replied Jacob

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Rule 4641

If you see a UFO, never use your best camera. Never focus. And always record in 144p.

Matt: Hey Tom, Look there's a UFO.
Tom: Rule 4641

rules lawyer

A role-playing game enthusiast who makes it his life's work to memorize every obscure rule in the game. Usually owns every book and supplement for the game in question. Often uses obscure rules to show up other gamers.

"Mike knows like every tiny little thing about that game...total rules lawyer."

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House Rules

These are usually the rules followed in ones house that a particular game is being played in. These rules will always change from house to house and are sure to always cause a 10 minute argument/debate over them. These rules are known to be made up during the actual game.

For example: if you are playing pool in one person's house, his "house rules" might be that whoever makes the 8 On The Break wins automatically whereas the house rules of another person's house might be whoever makes the 8 On The Break loses automatically.

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Rule 1

The prime rule in Rocket League where if you lock heads with another player, you do not break the lock.

Dude, really? Why would he break rule 1?

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