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When someone grabs a roll of toilet paper in between each of their pointer fingers, rolls the vehicle window down, and proceeds to let it 'sail' out from the roll and in to the wind.
Taylor screamed as my sailing tee pee flew in to his face, I told him to roll his window up.
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There are Different Stages to Sailing Ones Boat.
Similar to the Bases in Baseball.
If you go all the way around the world, well guess what, you've had sex.
The other stages are up to you. You can pretty much make it up and Elaborate as you wish.
"Dude, last night at the dance Eve almost sailed her boat, thank god the Coast Guard was there."
"So, are you sailing your boat this weekend?"
"Ya, but were just going to an Island off the coast"*Wink Wink*
"You Let Your Anchor Up?!?!?! You Slut!"
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When a person can say that they have had sex with men or women of many different ethnicities, races & origins.
Jim, a businessman for a major corporation, has really sailed the seven seas on his many different business trips across the globe.
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A sad setting of sails (or sad setting’ of sails) is a mess, or even an eyesore. It’s something that’s completely messed up. It’s the opposite of Ship Shape.
I bought the lot, but tore the house down, because it was a sad setting of sails.
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A sailboat - sail boat, is a boat that driven by sails. Some have 1 sail others 2 sails or more. Thoses that aresearching for a sail boat, used or a new boat, visits the scandinavian website www.scanboat.com where they will find sail boats from all over Europe and especially from Scandinavia.
As Sailboat - sail boat you will find fx. Maxi, Bavaria, Albin boats, Dehler, Swan, Jeanneau, Beneteau etc.
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I’m trying to get it in, but I’m sailing at half-mast.
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Erectile dysfunction, either permenant or temporay. A nice way of saying "can't get hard"
Damn, she so ugly I can't raise the main sail, even after a case!
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