saw a log

To get things done in an excellent manner or to be a pimp/awesome in general.

After Stuart found the sweet spot on his stihl ms440, he was able to saw a log.

"Sh*t boy I tell you what, run a little nitro in the fuel mix for this saw and it will saaaw a laaaawwwg!"

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Sawed Off

When someone is very intoxicated, done for the night.

Wow, look at Kyle make a fool of himself, he must be sawed off.

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bone saw

ghetto wrestler in spida man,thats obvisously on drugs og cush

hulk hogan w/ bone saw in 5 years.

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Bollock Saw

Having somebody (usually a swamp ninja) janking off your testes whilst being asleep and waking up in a bed of your own sperm and excrement.

Hey that swamp ninja just gave him a bollock saw!

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Noob Saw

In Gears of War when someone kills you using the Lancer chainsaw bayonet.

"FUCK I just got worked by Kichard's Noob Saw!"

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see saw

is when your Jacking off and you stick your thumb in your ass altenrating hand movements...for instance one stroke up and thumb in ass on stroke down thumb out of ass, repeat until desired restults are achieved.

we were all working and Jonny was just see sawing all day
hey thats sick your see sawing in public

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Saw wood

Threesome consisting of two males and one female; one male receives oral while other does it canine style. Reminiscent of the two handed tree saw used in the olden days.

Dude 1: Did we saw wood with Natalie last night?
Dude 2: Yes; we fist bumped during.

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