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MAYBACH SALAMI IS A $1000 A SLICE SALAMI CREATED BY I AM L.A. AKA L-DOT
ENGLISH YOUTUBER...JAY BLAQUE GOT JEALOUS BECAUSE L-DOT SAID HE WAS EATING $1000 A SLICE MAYBACH SALAMI IN THE "THROUGH THE JEANS LMAOOOO" VIDEO ON THE LA REALGAMERADIO CHANNEL
When someone has a flat pale face and too many freckles.
Guy 1: Have you seen Jerry? That guys looks like a piece of speckled salami!!!
Guy 2: Yeah Jerry is disgusting.
When a person releases fecal matter, and it comes out in a flat pancake like form covered in white spots. White spots are usually semen.
Dude after last night i took suchhhh a salami shit!
A Italian man with a large penis sticking it inside a calzone
Man, Giuseppe surprised me with that long salami
Spencer’s Floppy Salami is involved in the Alabama Hot Pocket. He sticks it in, getting it brown and sticky. He then cuts it up like salami.
Spencer Johnson has a tasty Spencer’s Salami
someone whos a cunt, or your best friend either one really. can be used to describe a situation as bullshit or hella lit. only spelt like
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"oi look at that massive salami o'er there"
"oh yeah she such a cunteth"
"dude that's such massive salami"
Cover your penis with salami and stuff it into the girls mouth, silencing her screaming, hence, the silencer.
Bruh, My girl was screaming so hard yesterday she almost woke up my dog, so I gave her the Salami Silencer to shut her up.