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The legal agreement which allows Santa Claus to enter people’s home and not be prosecuted for (breaking and entering). This clause includes chimneys and magic stuff we don’t know about.
The ‘Santa Clause’ is actually a legal agreement that has been understood in a ‘quid pro quo’ context; wherein Santa is welcomed for many reasons... but it’s really the presents and his cool outfit!
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The President of the University of Cincinnati. A man who truly cares about his students, and the greater Cincinnati community. A gentleman and a scholar.
I would love to have a conversation with Santa Ono, and he me.
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The opposite of giving gifts...stealing them.
Oh my gosh Cindy. Someone stole my wallet! What a reverse Santa!
the opposite of santa claus. A robber that steals all your presents on christmas eve
omg the anti-santa has been i have no other presents left
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The act of shitting in your mates beard.
Gave milo a nice "Dirty Santa".
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A phrase meaning 'I want this', often accompanied by the obligatory "...".
Derived from YouTube videos showcasing interesting things, like gadgets, guns, and other shit.
*Top rated comments on a video of a paintball machine gun*
User A: Dear Santa...
User B: Dear Easter Bunny...
A word created for the head of household that get's to have unmitigated, no holds barred sex with their partner due to the amount of cash, credit & various other resources drummed out during the holidays in order to make the family happy and/or content.
May or may not be applied directly to anal sex with the wife/girlfriend - no questions asked.
Wife: "Now that everyone is gone from Christmas dinner, did you have a good time? By the way thanks for that diamond tennis bracelet you bought me dear..."
Husband: "I'm tired, full, half drunk & horny. Time for Santa's Take!"
Wife: "What is Santa's Take?"
Husband: "Bend that rump over and I'll show you. I will be debt for the next 12 months because your kids only wear Ralph Lauren and wanted diamond nipple rings. Now it's Santa's turn... It's time for Santa's Take!"
Wife: "yes dear. (bends over somewhat willingly)
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