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season 3

The goddamn season we've been waiting for for two years and only get three episodes of

That one person: "Just finished watching that BBC show you told me to watch! Can't wait for season 3!"

Everyone else: "That poor soul... I don't think he knows..."

by oneofusoneofus October 23, 2013

17πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


mud season

A term used in northern new england to describe the conditions between winter and spring, when all the snow melts and the ground thaws so every dirt road turns to a truck swallowing pit.

Its mud season! time to go muddin!!

by outlaw@kingcon.com March 11, 2004

12πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Dating Season

The optimum time of year to date (in the U.S.) begins Feb 15 (after Valentine's Day) and ends shortly before Thanksgiving. Starting a relationship close to February 14th can be awkward on Valentine's Day if you're not REALLY into that person (yet). Also, meeting family around Thanksgiving can prove to be more than a relationship can handle. Lastly, if you're playing the field around the holidays, buying multiple gifts for multiple partners can get very expensive. Plus, being multiple places at once is impossible.

Dude, don't get serious with that chick until Dating Season begins. It's too close to Valentine's Day for you to NOT make a big deal of it.

Dating Season is almost over! You better decide now if you're serious about seeing him because you know he's having his family in town over the holidays.

Come on man, Dating Season is almost over. Be with ONE girl or let 'em both go. You can't keep both of them happy if you're going to continue to be "too busy" during the holidays.

I gotta dump him. Dating Season is almost over and there's no way I can afford the girl's weekend in Vegas AND buy him a Christmas present.

by wordsmithologist January 28, 2011

25πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


aids season

Og Sick wit it's wack tape. Og is a fictional character from a YouTuber called Gulley boy. Og is a 40 year old wack rapper. Hit songs are Pop that coochie, and Aids Season. Og is also from St.Louis on Gulley Boy's fictional block. He has recently made a new mixtape called Aids Season 2.

Them :"What wack album is this.
Me: "It's a album called aids season by og sick wit it from Gulley Boy's channel".

by Puertorican69 July 25, 2017


Seasonal Retardation

Like Seasonal Derpression expect rather than being depressed, the subject becomes irrationally stupid instead, during winter months of the year.

Joe: *Wearing Glasses* β€œI decided to wear my contacts today”
Bob: β€œI Guess it’s that time of year again, Joe has Seasonal Retardation.”

by Johnathan Bobby December 5, 2018


Seasonal Shrinkage

The proven theory that penises are smaller during winter and therefore cant be measured reliably during these months.

It was the first time she saw my penis, but due to seasonal shrinkage i made a bad impression.

by Carl Pontusson August 15, 2017


huskey season

A time when you only try to pull girls that are 180lbs+

It's ferda

Patrick: "Bro look at that bitch. Huskey Season?"

Graham: "Bro it is Huskey Season"
Patrick: "Huskey Season Ferda"

by Ferda fucking bois June 9, 2017