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Fucking a chick in your position of choice with a condom in her apartment/house. The additive to this is that you then find out that she actually lives with her boyfriend who is currently out of town, so you intentionally leave the condom and/or it’s wrapper on his side of the bed or amongst his belongings so that he finds it when he comes back and leaves her lyin bitch ass
Did you hook up with that chick Er nah?
“Yeah I did bro, had to pull a hide and go seek though”
Oh fuck. What a cheating bitch.
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a new gamemode made by the creators of among us/innersloth where the crewmates and impostor has a flashlight and everyone knows who the impostor is and the impostor theme kinda slaps look it up
wanna play the new mode
ok
yipee
whats the new mode
among us hide and seek
a fun little game where you have to set your Crewmate and Impostor vision to 0.25x, Emergency meetings to 0, and Set your kill distance to short. You can’t report dead bodies, You have to do your tasks and keep your guard up. Its fun
Friend: “Hey dude wanna play some Among us hide and seek?”
Friend 2: “Sure dude! Sounds fun!”
DSDT. The dsdt is a powerful squad of thot slayers that Search for thottery in the dangerous thot filled areas to go into the biggest and most dangerous groups of thots (Tinder, Instagram, meet-me, random dating sites, most live stream sites. ) Each of our members is above human comprehension and can destroy the very universe at will. We are the Aggressors of thot territory.
FOR THE DSDT( department of seeking and destroying thots ) WE FIGHT The destruction of thottery RIGHT
An ASM (attention-seeking-missile) is an intentional, and often desperate, attempt to draw attention to oneself by either interjecting a personal painful anecdote, faking a painful sound (coughing, sighing or panting), adding one's own comparable achievement or failure, or unnecessarily repeatedly bringing up past sufferings that turned into accomplishments.
While we were sitting around carefully listening to the story of Sam's accident, Georgio dropped an ASM about his accident that happened 15 years ago.
His older siblings kept watching TV and ignoring him while he kept dropping ASMs in the form of fake crying and painful screams.
We loved Umar's new house but Brian kept dropping attention-seeking-missile (ASM) by constantly talking about the rooms in his house and comparing them.
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Global hide-and-go-seek is the pastime of the rich and hunted. This large and expensive game consists of one country/faction/group/key-person hiding somewhere in the world (the middle-east is a favoured hideout) and the other country/faction/group/key-person attempting to find them. Rules:
1. Innocent civilians must be killed
2. The Bush administration must be in some way involved
3. Players may not tell anyone that they are playing
4. If found you’re on your own
The Winners:
Elvis Presley
Jesus Christ
That guy who was on the news raping a cushion
Osama Bin Laden
The Losers:
Saddam Hussein
Dick Turpin
Adolf Hitler
Tips:
1.Do not hide in a hole
2.Do not use your real name
3.Do not trust your fellow Aryans
People son to begin playing:
George Bush, Jr
The entire staff of Guantanimo Bay
Jesus, Indian
Osama bin Laden is the current winner of Global hide-and-go-seek.
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The allowance (money) a male recieves every week in order to seek clunge. The male must use the clunge seeking allowance to pay for a nice shirt, a pair of loafers and cologne. This in turn will impress the clunge, and lure her into providing the male with her clunge services.
N.B: A male cannot recieve clunge seeking allowance when he is recieving clunge on a regular basis. *Clunge seeking benefit fraud*
"I can't come out tonight mate. I've got no clunge seeking allowance (c.s.a) left"
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