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To Skyrim

When a video game company releases a game so many times it becomes ridiculous.

- Multiple consoles -- even on multiple generations,
- Remasters,
- Exclusive content,
- And more.

I love this game so much, I wish they'd skyrim the hell out of it.
I'm happy they skyrimed this game, I get to play it everywhere.
I'm seeing it everywhere now, why did they had to skyrim it so much?

by Cjofranc November 5, 2019


Skyrim job

When a person gives a rimjob while that person is asleep, and when they get up, the person administering said rimjob would say: "you're finally awake".

Bob: Nancy gave me a skyrim job last night. I almost proposed.

Dan: Do it now, dude.

by Austin Powerz May 16, 2020


skyrim job

the act of licking one's finger and rubbing it along the edge of the cartilage of someone's ear. cooler than a wet willie.

I gave that bitch a skyrim job!

by Back Door Sloot April 30, 2012


Skyrim Job

The act of having a girl put her legs behind her head like a normal rim job, then lifting her in the air above you and eating out her ass.

She lost her fear of heights after I gave her a good skyrim job.

by Kewl Munky March 3, 2012


Skyrim job

1: Not an actual job in Skyrim
2: The act of hanging ones ass of the bed to have it eaten.

"Man she hung her ass of the bed..it was just floating there...so I had to give her a Skyrim job"

by Captainfabulouscockandballs December 3, 2013


Skyrim Time

A grossly underestimated length of time.

dude: I'm only going to play Skyrim for 30 minutes before my date tonight.
(six hours later)
I just gotta finish this last quest.
girl: I guess he meant 30 minutes in Skyrim time.

by emonayyy April 10, 2013


Skyrim

The game with the best release date

Skyrim was released on 11.11.11

by December 8, 2016