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When you feel like you're about to sneeze but it just won't happen
Guy #1: Ah, ah, ah, ah...
Guy #2: Stuck in sneeze purgatory, I see. Inhale through your nose.
Guy #1: (inhales) Ahhh-CHOO!
when an extremely quiet person sneezes louder than you knew possible
they were soft spoken before turning into the sneeze goblin
When a women is wearing a lovely sundress or skirt and a gust of wind comes and lifts it up.
I was driving down the road and the wind came and blew up these two ladies' dresses. I almost ran into a tree because those were the best Devil's Sneezes I have ever seen.
The Devil's Sneeze was made into an iconic image when Marilyn Monroe had that picture taken.
a very runny shit that splatters the whole inside of the toilet and sticks to the sides.
It takes 4 flushes to rinse out the toilet after i sneeze the bowl.
EXAMPLE:
"I say Jeeves! What was that odd, abrupt sound followed by that queer smell?"
"Teribly sorry, Sir, I just had an Anal Sneeze!"
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"My boyfriend left me so dry that I had to fake sneeze"
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Self explanatory. A person who has a very soft sneeze or a wimpy person. Also referred as pussy sneeze/wimpy sneeze.
It is derived from the latin root bitch and the greek word sneeze.
1) Bailey has a bitch sneeze.
2) You're such a bitch sneeze.
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