Flying Sober

When a girl wants to have drunk sex, however only she drinks and you pretend to be drunk when really you will "fly sober" so you can remember the sex, control it, and make it more pleasurable than it would be if you were intoxicated.

Person 1: "so are you gonna have drunk sex with Amy tonight?"

Person 2: "Nah I'm gonna be flying sober tonight."

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sober shark

When a sober guy hunts down an intoxicated female, and then proceeds to make sexual advances while pretending to be under the influence himself;normally sober sharks have 70% success rate,while sober sharks wearing a shirt made by Hollister or Polo will have success 92% of the time. A sober shark is typically disgraced the next day by his bros, and furthermore can expect to not get any for an extended period of time.

Jason drank 1 beer while that girl chugged vodka, and the next time we saw them they were half naked in his bed. What a fucking sober shark.

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Stickam Sober

Means you haven't used stickam in a while. Usually a number of days by it.

I'm 4 days STICKAM SOBER!! W00t!!

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sober wasted

to feel the symtoms of intoxication while being completely sober ( sometimes caused by sleepyness)

*dude r u okay ur not usually like this

*braa i dunno im sober wasted

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sober binge

N. A long period of sobriety sustained by a heavy drinker.

--"So, how goes the sober binge?"
--"Ugh... I think I'm about to reach my limit."

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Stoned Sober

When you over smoke to the point of no longer feeling high.

"I've been smoking all day, I feel like I smoked my self sober. I must be Stoned Sober."

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Sober Sailor

A person who prefers the experience of being sober over using alcohol and drugs. They seek and find pleasure in activities that don't involve substance use.

She won't get drunk with us, she's a sober sailor.

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