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I’m still thinking about her :(
I’ve never met Alyssa before. But now that I have, I am too fascinated. I know it sounds cheesy but I’m thinking, “Where have we been all this time?”
Need somebody, baby. <3 I want to talk to this disturbed woman. I want to feel like her hero or something. It would be amazing if she felt the same way about me. :(
I really feel something strongly with her. I’m a little ashamed...
When you are to shy to say you miss somebody, you can use this word.
‘I banana …(somebody), I hope he/she will come back home soon.’ Mary said to me.
If your friend has the nickname "Cloud", you get to smack them.
"Cloud" - hi
friend - guess what day it is
"Cloud" - what
oh shit
friend - its national "Slap somebody that has the nickname Cloud" day (October 23rd)
when somebody has such a bad, horrendous (usually extremely down bad take) and you wonder: dang, does this person ever go outside?
someone: i wish i had a goth gf who'd call me a good boy and crush my head in between her face
(btw the "goths" they usually talk about are actually tiktok "y2k" girls or 2020 e-girls living on for something lets leave 2020 in the dirt!!)
everyone: SOMEBODY SMELL LIKE SHI :33
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A word you can use when referring to a living being without revealing their identity.
"S-s-s-somebody once told me the w-world was gonna rule me... I a-ain't the sharpest tool in the sh-shed..! Baka..!!"
a word that starts a legendary song everyone knows
"somebody-"
" oNCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME"
Once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed
Person 1: Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed
Person 2: She was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead