When you feel as though you have to take a shit but have not digested enough food to do so, resulting in a combination of stomach pains/cramps and feelings of nausea in the anus.
I had a sour butthole this morning but I decided to try and shit anyway, ending up on the toilet for almost an hour and accomplishing nothing.
another way to call someone, who easily becomes, petty or salty or just a plain bitch
I'm lightweight sour towards everyone today because someone ate my tacos.
th ol' bung-hole, especially related to ATM-sex with a hot babe
Gertrude went wild when I tongue-punched her sour-brownie.
When you open a brandnew box of Sour Patch Kids to only find one piece inside.
I just bought this brandnew box of Sour Patch Kids and I got Sour Patched.
When a man's scrotum has a strong, pungent odor due to being unwashed or some kind of prolonged, untreated rot.
"You don't want to go down on him. He has Sour Sackaritis!"
The opposite of "Sweet Dreams". Telling someone to have Sour Nightmares means you don't want them to sleep well or have good dreams. Instead, you want their sleep to be bad, unsettling, or even terrifying.
Guy 1: "I'm going to bed."
Guy 2: "Sour Nightmares."
Guy 1: "Don't you mean Sweet Dreams?"
Guy 2: "No."
When someone walks in on you masturbating near orgasm, so it is too late to stop, zip, and hide your meat away.
Oh shit grandma! Get out of here, you made me sour scream!