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a prideful song that represents the most powerful army in the world
the soviet national anthem sounded beautiful when sang
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a rematch of epic (Soviet) proportions. if you ever lose at anything slightly competitive, it is up to you to demand a Soviet Russian Rematch (SRR).
the Giants playing the Patriots again in the Super Bowl is an example of a Soviet Russian Rematch (SRR)
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When one performs the act of copulation when the woman is in her menstrual cycle.
"And we did the Soviet Kitsch, and my dick was all bloody!"
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If you are poor, this is a better way to get penis enlargement. It's almost like a ritual. A man and a woman must be underwater, for it is mandatory. While you two are underwater, you get into a 69 position vertically. Before the both of you do anything, you must salute to the all mighty Soviet leader, Joseph Stalin. After this, the woman yanks the man's penis multiple times as if she was starting a chainsaw, usually within the range of 25-40 times. Between the the flow of water and the aggressive stroke of the woman, the man's penis will be guaranteed 2 more inches.
Mikhail: Sex life is not good. We do Submerged Soviet Chainsaw.
Helga: Yes. We make sex life better.
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The chadiest of the soviet chads all moscow chicks like him he got a perfect 69 degrees chin.
ZAMN BRO THIS GUY IS A SOVIET GIGA CHAD
Boris the Soviet Love Hammer is weapon that crushes pussy with the combined wrath of Lenin, Marx, and Stalin as it beats Communism into the souls of the masses.
The real reason the Soivet Union won on WWII was because Stalin straight up fucked Hitler up the ass with Boris the Soviet Love Hammer.
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you would call this "Soviet Union" in the modern times
Me: Where were you born, Mom?
Mom: In the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics, son.
Me: You mean the Soviet homeland, right?
Mom: Yeah.