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Spooge Monkey

A person who secretly tries to watch other men jerking off.

I was tossing one off the other night and I happened to look up and Gerry was being a spooge monkey in my window. Gerry likes to go to the gym and spooge monkey around the locker room.

by JB March 12, 2003

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spooge cake

Any piece of hot male ass

Check out my li'l spooge cake! Isn't he so cute?

by Pseudonymous June 11, 2005

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cyber spooge

Ejaculating onto a notebook display while watching downloaded porn on your friend's computer, then closing the notebook computer case. Afterward, watching your friend freak out when he/she has to clean it up.

'Sup nigga, I cyber spooged your notebook while you were at class.

by triple-J January 7, 2007

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spooge mopper

The person that cleans up a porn set after the filming is done.
The lowest or newest person on the staff.

Joe: "Oh man! I finally got hired by the local porn flick company! I'm now on my way to my dream job. Yeah, I am starting out as a spooge mopper on a gay porn production, but I'll be a star soon!"

Jim: "Well, I guess you gotta start at the bottom..."

Joe: "At the bottom, really? Did you have to say it?"

by 2TD August 19, 2015


A Percussive Spoog

Any spoog sounding a rhythm, of sorts, on impact

It was far from a percussive spoog to be honest

by Mr G. Wankershaw June 7, 2019


Spooge-worthy

That which is worthy of illiciting the spooge response in the genitoid region.

I have been so hard-up for female companionship lately, it's a good thing my Lara Croft action figure is so incredibly spooge-worthy!

by JoRokHed October 7, 2011


Spooge-dog

n. An ugly person, usually of female persuasion, whose life conquest revolves around the reception of spooge.

n. A dog made of spooge.

I wish that spooge-dog would hop off my nuts, she's so ugly.

by cockmasterflex513 August 14, 2011