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When one metaphorically inks the water of an argument when they feel cornered or beat then swims away in retreat.
"Stop squidding LaFupa and have some conviction with what you say."
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To squid someone is to call one out on either a moronic or unfunny joke, or a moronic or unfunny act. First, Friend A makes a statement, next Friend B tries to call Friend A out with something he assumed was funny, but was actually dimwitted. So you begin the gesture of tapping knuckles with Friend B to make him excited about his presumed funny joke. Exactly before the contact is made between Friend B's fist and yours, you drop all four fingers downward in a limp fashion and yell "Squid!"
Friend B realizes what he said or did was stupid and not funny and is subsequently embarrassed for his action.
Great for retaliation following a 'your mom's a...', 'your face is' and finally 'that's what he said.'
Friend A: "Can you pass me some more creamer for my coffee?"
Friend B: "How about I give you some man-cream instead?"
You: "Ha, I know, right?" Then you reach your fist out and before contact is made with Friend B, engage the squid formation. Then say, "Squid!"
Past tense: "You just got squided."
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When one offers a hi-five to someone and that person goes to take it, the first person makes a squid-ish shape from their hand, pulls away from the second person and says: "Squid"
1st person: Woah, Hi-Five!
2nd Person: Yeah!
1st person: Squid!
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(n) serious student. One who carries so many books that their arms (feel like they) elongate, spends so much time indoor studying that their skin becomes palid, and spends so much late night studying and drinking coffee that the eyes bug out from the head.
(v) to ruin your social life through excessive studying.
It's been such a tough semester, I've been squiddin' since February.
The nice thing about squids is you can date six without neglecting any.
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1. A spineless person on a motorcycle.
2. Someone that thinks he's cool just because he has a sport bike even though he is not a skillful rider.
Jonny is afraid to wheelie his GSXR. He is a real squid.
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