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1. Use your hands to hold your partners forearm or wrist rather than planting his or her limb to your chest by folding your arms.
2. Put all of your weight on them.
3. Bridge your hips up as you pull his or her arm toward you by applying more pressure to their arm.
4. Apply the arm bar slowly, apply pressure in increments of 10% until you feel that your partner is going to tap out. 5. Right before that person taps out..fart in their general direction and then take the arm.
Dude, from side control I totally put him into an arm bar and as I was bridging and applying pressure Gave that fool a chicken stew and took his arm. After that I went and Got a super killer plate lunch with teriyaki chicken and rice.
1. Not showering for atleast three days and then taking a bath that lasts for several hours.
2. Violent diarrhea.
"I've been drunk for the last 72 hours. If anyone needs me I'll be making stew and then making stew."
10 bald men having an orgy in a sauna.
I accidentally walked into a stew in a thermos.
When a man sharts diarrhea into a woman's mouth then proceeds to ejaculate in the same mouth, without disruppting the diarrhea, and finally stirs the substance with his penis
Let's try the Brazilian Stew tonight, I'll try not to get it on your hair this time.
when someone eats green shit from an arse
I gave maro a shrek stew last night
The result of eating at chipotle, your toilet becomes a giant crock pot
Marge: "Homer let's get Chipotle."
Homer: "Even after cleaning last week's Chipotle Stew?"
A group of young men, typically under the age of 21, will stand in a circle around a stool in a public restroom (movie theaters, mcdonalds, and 7 elevens are common meeting spots) and proceed to jerk off into a bowl on top of the stool and whoever ejaculates last has to drink it all. Essentially, a circle jerk with a catch. In rare cases, they will ejaculate at once, and if that happens all of them should proceed to drink it all with straws. The person who drinks the most of the semen will be given the title of "King Slurp".
John: Ready for Buffalo Stew later?
Alex: Yeah, I got my stroke going for practice and everything.