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Tu’ ma’ puttana

Tu’ ma’ puttana is always used in Tuscany or generally in the centre of Italy to offend the mother of your friends; simular to: “figlio di puttana (son of slut)”

Mi hai pestato le scarpe nuove, tu’ ma’ puttana
You crush my new shoes, tu’ ma’ puttana

by Culonudo.com June 4, 2018


Mierda tu madre

Spanish for, "go fuck your mother." In spanish, it is the offensive equivalence of the English slander, "Nigger faggot."

Josè: Mierda tu madre!

Josè: gets shot.

by SkinSheddingPecker December 15, 2020


no hay tu tio

meaning "i wanna have sex with you" in a secret language. can be used when you really wanna tell your partner you wanna fuck them but you are in a public place.

boyfriend: babe?
girlfriend: ???
boyfriend: *seductively* no hay tu tio

by c0mosellama September 29, 2020


tu loca mama

A phrase originally said by Vanessa to her mother, Patricia. Eventually, Grandma Marie adopted the phrase and began to use it in her everyday life when referring to anyone funny, silly, or just plain crazy. All members of the Paras family now use this phrase as well, it's quite popular, along with "haci es la cosa."

"Ouch! I just ran into the wall"-Victoria
"Tu loca mama!"-Vanessa

by Gonzalez Paras May 13, 2008

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Et tu brute

An old Shakespearean term that came from Brutus, a loyal friend of Julius Caesar who were one of the people to stab him.

Modern day translation: it really be your own niggas

Me: Man, my best friend ratted on me saying I stole

Friend: et tu brute

Me: facts, it really be your own niggas

by Qweeeem March 24, 2019

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Tu puta madre

It is the definition of "fuck you" in Spanish, you use it when you are ungry.

Person 1: bro, yesterday I fucked your mum and that was crazy men!

Person 2: tu puta madre.

As simple as that. But, if my friend fucked my mum I will punch his faces as his mums booty. :)
Huges from Spain, we are in Europe, not in Mexico.

by just a spanish guy January 20, 2021

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Tu Mama Gay

The spanish way to say "your mom gay"

Mexican: Hey Donald Trump Tu Mama gay

by Itsthatboi1234 December 1, 2018

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