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Having cancer in your testicles
Jim: I love testicular cancer, it makes them so big!
Katy: Take a look at Jim's testicles, does he have testicular cancer or something? they are massive!!
ITS A NICE SUNNY DAY AND YA FEEL LIKE TANNING YA BALLS CAUSE THAY NEVER SEE THE SUN.
It’s a beautiful sunny day I think I’ll do some testicular tanning on my balls! (Testicles).
When a man (or women) cuts off their testacles and duct tapes them to the gennitals of another man giving him 4 nuts
Matt was extremely happy to know that thanks to the help of Paul he could have a testicular transfer
Alternative way of saying “You don’t have the balls”
Jake Ryan lacks the testicular capacity to perform the motions of intercourse.
The torture used by the tiny people living in your balls that they execute your testicle and twist it.
"Yo Kyle! Did the tiny men give you Testicular Torsion yet?"
"Nah. What about you David?"
"Yeah, hurt like getting rejected by the 6'1 emo goth mommy we saw earlier!"
The act of twisting a man's testicles in an irregular way, typically to induce pain.
Person 1: Prepare for testicular torsion!
Person 2: What?
*Person 1 twists Person 2's balls*
Person 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
May God have mercy on your soul.
SpongeBob: "Hey Patrick, what do you know about testicular torsion?"
Me: "NOOOO-"