A royal swirly is a bullying action in which a person shits in a toilet and dunks someone else's head in. The person is then punched in the stomach by the swirler, hoping the victim opens their mouth out of surprise and sucks in shit. The toilet is then flushed as shit swirls around the victim's head.
1. Earnest is blond, but his hair was brown after a royal swirly.
2. Leonard loves to give the scrawny nerd royal swirlies after class.
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A group of scammers/fraudsters whose duty it is to steal from the normal working-class public, and fail to reach their delivery times/dates. They are sometimes dubbed the 'Royal FAIL/Royal Snail' due to their lack of care and accuracy in the matter. They appear to be getting worse by the day, it's highly recommended that you don't put your trust and faith into them, as they'll grind you to the ground.
Sue: Hey! Did you get my birthdy card?
Bob: No, what birthday card!?
Sue: Well I sent it out with the Royal Mail 5 days ago...
Bob: No, sorry.
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A set of code phrases used by closeted gay men to covertly discuss sexual topics
“Clash Royale” refers to sex in general
“2v2” could be either a foursome or a double date depending on the context
“One-crowned” means someone got a hand job. “Two-crowned” means a blowjob. “Three-crowned” means anal sex (it’s sort of like first/second/third base)
“Hog Rider” refers to a bottom (since “hog” is a slang term for a penis). “Prince” is slang for a top (the lance represents the dick)
Gay 1: Hey bro, wanna play some Clash Royale later?
Gay 2: Hell yeah, I’ll bring some lube.
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1. Not just broken, but extremely broken
2. Something having a major glitch.
1) That exam was royally rigged. The teacher put questions on it from chapters we didn't even cover!
2) My computer is definitely royally rigged. I took it to the Geek Squad today and it has over 300 viruses on it.
3) Jack's relationshp with Cindy is royally rigged. He got drunk last weekend and slept with her best friend.
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An amazing symphonic metal band featuring genius André Andersen who can play any and every instrument known to man (and some that aren't) as well as compose and write lyrics.
The song 'Break Your Chains, from Royal Hunt's newest album Paper Blood, includes some piano sections that make the next best piano player sound like a quadrapalegic retard with no hands.
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n someone who is so stupid that they defy your expectations of stupidity;
someone who digs himself into a hole until he's left making pitiful excuses
that make no sense; someone who can't remember what the truth is so he twists it
around and makes it worse than it really should be.
"that guy is a royal idiot."
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As the name suggests, it is when someone gets completely owned, royally meaning they fucked up on a large scale. A good example is in heist or psychological movies such as now you see me or oceans 11.
Man 1: Dude did you see oceans 11?
Man 2: No, why?
Man 1: The casino owner got royally screwed.
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