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vanilla boner

Only being sexually attracted to normal sexual desires

Phil: Hey Rob, I just had the best orgasm.
Rob: Oh yeah, what porn did you watch?
Phil: Just Normal guy and girl.
Rob: Man, you really have vanilla boner, don't ya Rob?

by Espeoni August 28, 2015


vanilla potato

A grown-ass white man who uses puns way too often, is a proud to be a momma's boy, and is usually named Michael.

"Hey girl! How was your date with Tinder Mike?"
Mia rolled her eyes and replied, "Ugh, he was such a vanilla potato".

by Anewmia June 16, 2019


vanilla cuddle

When someone you used to talk to just wants to cuddle as a friend but actually just wants to bang

Why can't we just be friends and vanilla cuddle?

by Millennialx May 11, 2017


Vanilla Lovin'

va-nil-la lov-in':

When a person of a different ethnicity other than Caucasian is longing to be loved by the Caucasian persuasion.

also known as VL or Milky Milky Co-Co puffs.

Hey baby....how about some vanilla lovin'?

or

I see your chocolate...and I raise you one Vanilla Lovin'.

by Micahsauras Rex July 19, 2010


Cherry Vanilla

A term in the swinger (non-monogomous lifestyle) for a person (or couple) who appear to be sexually open or adventurous, but doesn't (yet) actually engage in non-traditional sexual activities.

It's derived from the term "vanilla" which is used to describe a mainstream person who isn't in the swinger (or alt/kink) lifestyle.

Mary is such a hottie...do you think she'd be down for a threesome? No? Too bad...I guess she's a cherry vanilla.

by Not2serious November 18, 2016


Vanilla Fireworks

When 6 or more men jack off on a biscuit. The last one to jizz on the biscuit must eat it and take cum to the face and head.

Me and me gay buds had a party and played truth or dare. We were all dared to do a Vanilla Fireworks and my friend lost it was so fun!

by FreddyTheJerk January 20, 2012


vanilla strip

1. The strip of skin between a female's vagina and anus.
2. The female version of the gooch.

Gets it's name from the section of vanilla in cosmopolitan ice-cream which is conveniantly located in between the pink and the brown.

"Oh my god, Yes! Lick my vanilla strip!"

"The vanilla strip in cosmopolitan ice-cream is my favourite"

by Daniel Fowler May 26, 2004

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