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A phrase you yell at someone when they almost do something bad to you.
Let's say that Jeff almost accidentally pushed Bob off the dock. Bob would say....
YA ALMOST SPILLED MA OATS!!!
Best movie of all time. Super hot kate Hudson stars as penny lane who is a groupie for a fictional rock band in the 70s. Drugs and rock n roll. Best soundtrack ever.
Did you see almost famous? AKA the best movie ever?
Someone who wines and dines girls in the attempt of sleeping with them but frequently comes up short.-only to describe the events as an almost success.
Phil: hey how'd things go with christy last night?
Sean: I almost fucked her.
Phil: ahh you suck, youre such an almoster.
Someone who "almost" did something, didn't, but still wants to sound bad ass for almost doing it.
"Yea, I almost joined the Marines, but I knew I would punch out a Drill Instructor if they yelled at me. I'm crazy man, I'll just snap, too crazy for the Military, they couldn't handle me."
"Ah, jeez, another "Almoster"."
Phoenix Wright: “Almost Christmas means it wasn’t Christmas”
Only just half of something done.
"I'm almost done!" *procrastinates*
If you know you know it’s the classic saying
Dude her tits were almost in my face