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Hartland, CT

a place, in the middle of absolutely nowhere.
consists of mostly white people.
everyone is pretty stuck up and the kids are rebellious
pranksters.
moose are common, and everyone is either Norwegian, extremely religious or both.

it sucks to live in this dump

Jimmy- "Hey dude, lets go over to Hartland, CT"
Tabitha- "Why? theres nothing to do there."
Jimmy- "We can spraypant the school and egg cars"
Tabitha- "OKAY!"

by hartlandlozer555 January 22, 2011

12๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Greenwich, CT

An amazing place loved by everyone who lives there. The only haters are the jealous. Kids can be brats, but that's only natural coming from a wealthy town, just like anywhere else in the world. It's not according to the town actually, more just the parents of these kids. Yeah people may smoke, drink, and party really hard, but honestly, who doesn't? It's pretty ignorant to say such stereotypical things about Greenwich. It's a gorgeous place with amazing shopping and yeah the people are pretty well-dressed. But, why wouldn't they be if they have the money to be?

Ryan: God I hate Greenwich, CT, it's full of rich snobs.

Tom: Dude you're just jealous.

RYan: Yeah I guess, it is pretty fucking awesome. ANd the parties are sick!

by degpof August 22, 2007

138๐Ÿ‘ 134๐Ÿ‘Ž


Branford, CT

1. Pretty boring town
2. Town with pretty good sports teams
3. Mostly Harmless
4. Has some pretty cool people
5. Go Hornets

I am not one of the popular/cool people in Branford.

by Golod May 1, 2005

90๐Ÿ‘ 85๐Ÿ‘Ž


Redding CT

A boring as shit place full of trees and not much else.

Resident of Redding CT: I live in Redding
Everyone else: I'm so sorry.

by shofams July 28, 2011

21๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bridgeport, CT

Bridgeport is the largest city in Connecticut greatly known for its corrupted politics and polluted scenery after the deindustrialization of the city. BPT offers: Beardsley Zoological Gardens, the only zoo within CT, where PT Barnum truly began the circus, where Gustave Whitehead was really the first in flight only denied for not having a license to do so, where James Henry O' Rourke grew up and passed on earning the first hit ever for the National League of the MLB, where Fred Deluca considered the idea of creating subway restaurants, where John mayer was born and schooled but denies even mentioning such to anyone referring to his home as Fairfield, CT instead, along with names like Henry Bergh, Richard Belzer, Albert Bender, Al Capp, Adriana Caselotti, John Curtis, Robert De Forest, Brian Dennehy, Alfred Fones, William Hincks, Harvey Hubble, Arline Judge, Walt Kelley, Edwin Herbert Land, Louis latimer, John Mackenzie, Robert Mitchum, Colonel Henry Mucci, Tony Musante, Kevin Nealon, Roy Neuberger, William Henry Noble, Antonio Pappano, John Ratzenberger, C.F. Ritchel, Samuel Simons, Deborah Walley, Michael Jai White, Vinny Vincent, Howard Baker, George Curry, Kiddo Davis, Rob Dibble, Angel Echevarria, Ray Keating, Kurt Kepshire, Billy Lush, Ernie Lush, Greg McCarthy, John Michaels, John 'Spike' Merina, Charles Nagy, Phillip Nastu, Queenie O' Rourke, John Papa, Mike Pasquella, Pretzel Pezzullo, Johnny Tillman, Ed Wojna, Courtney Alexander, John Bagley, John Garris, Frank Oleynick, Chris Smith, Charles Smith, Wes Matthews, Manute Bol, Cornelius "Neal" Ball had first unassisted triple play in the MLB from BPT, Julius Boros, Joseph Booth, Victor K. Ross, Porky Vieira, Jack Kvancz, yeas all the famous ones from BPT. But u can't forget the elevating number of homicides, and violence Fabrizi taking cocaine keeping him in office even after the incident, then again there is Central Magnet and the International Baccalaureate Program (IB) where education is challenging compared to the easygoing no homework don't do chit drug addicted regular Central, Bassick, Harding kids; can't forget Health magnet at harding and business magnet at bassick. Some call BPT the ghetto- depends on which side u live, everyone one the east u already kno do drugs sellin from 9 to 5 chillin on the corners of streets because families don't want them around. Whites live on the North, n tha preppy azz black kids; gangs are abundant on the east and west by the MArina Village section, that's where its poppin. Whites buy 15 mil homes on the North them rich ass hoeboes who don't even compare to the rich bitches of greenwich, yea everyone not ghetto but everyone still contribute to the hood. Lots of whites are found on the North they even got Fairfield and trumbull backin em up for protection they need it don't stay out late at night its goin down BPT style, the North is really nice a lot of them smartasses go to fairfield prep instead of BPT public systems, plus the Black Rock section on the west has really nice homes too both areas cost about 15- 20 million when considering homes on the Bridgeport line and into them sides.

Teams in Bridgeport, CT include the Bridgeport Bluefish, baseball team playing for Atlantic League, Bridgeport Soundtigers, affiliate of New York Islanders, that's the entertainment baby...

by Wacky rooster July 22, 2006

115๐Ÿ‘ 117๐Ÿ‘Ž


COLCHESTER, CT

many white kids, hard drugs, high school filled with crack heads, good thing you get to smoke weed in the bathroom. issa chill place.

him: bro, im movin to Colchester, CT.

me: bruh it's mad lit we gonna light it up in the bathroom.

him: hell yea kik

by YAA BITCH March 22, 2019

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Morris, CT

A small town in Litchfield County, Connecticut, where there is literally nothing to do if you don't have a car.
Morris was originally a part of the town of Litchfield, and used to be called South Farms, until James Morris, a resident in the town, and a Revolutionary war soldier, opened up a one room school house in 1790 that taught both girls and boys. South Farms became its own town in 1859 and was renamed Morris after James Morris,

Notable things in Morris:

one gas station, two package stores (aka liquor stores), one post office, a town hall and public library combined, a congregational church, a Buddhist Temple, two cemeteries, a town dump, a town garage, two hair salons, an ice cream shoppe/restaurant, a pizza place, a deli, a few flower shops, a few farms, a bank that recently went out of business, a town beach (lake)/ recreational fields, a really secret hotel where a bunch of celebrities stay which is not actually a hotel but really a bunch of fancy cabins spread out in the woods, one giant-ass mansion on top of a hill, an elementary school, a few out-of-house day cares, a summer camp for inner city kids from like NYC, two town history museums, a volunteer fire department, and lots of people who you can buy pot from.

Kids have to go to high school in Litchfield, the next town over, at a school called Wamogo that they share with kids from the two other towns surrounding Litchfield, Warren and Goshen. Litchfield has their own separate high school.

Girl: Hey, what do you want to do today?
Boy: I don't know, there is not much we can do since neither of us drive, and this is Morris, CT after all.

Girl: Do you want to go to Popey's Ice Cream?

Boy: Well, I guess we can try even though it's like a 30 minute walk from our houses. Since there is nothing else to do, unless we stay here and do farm work or something else utterly boring and involves hard physical labor.

Girl: I pick the 30 minute walk and then the reward of ice cream and/or other fast foods.

by alltheotherkids October 15, 2011

14๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž