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A guy that loves cumming in mixed raced women.
-"Hey! Did you here about mark?"
-"Yeah, he made that black, latina, middle eastern, east asian, aboriginal, arian, eskimo chick pregnant!"
-"He's such a cookie creamer!"
When you run up to a crippled person and ejaculate into their eyes and yell “GET CREAMED!” as you walk away because they are just sitting there helplessly blinded by your cum.
Last night I pulled a crippled creamer on some random guy.
Kieran: "Alex? Are you hard right now?"
Josh: "Get your Bourbon Creamer out!"
Alex: "Wayyyy!"
When ur sad as hell but u act like ur not
“Aye bro stop being such a josh creamer I know you’re upset”
The act of jizzing into a milky drink that you are preparing for a friend or partner, and then watching them drink it.
Dude 1: Is it me or does my latte taste of the ocean?
Dude 2: Are you sure you didn't ask for non-dairy creamer?
Dude 1: Fuck, better get tested.
Using meth or coke as coffee creamer.
"Moe poot sum Carl Creamer eein muh cuffee b'fer I sit in muh darr blonde."
This is a person who has/is/or will fuck an apple. This person may do it for fun or for a dare but it don't matter.
"I'm an Apple Creamer"
"You're fucking weird