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Quartz Hill High School

Welcome to QHHS, otherwise known as the 1960s! Located in the Antelope Valley, if you aren’t white, cisgender, straight, and interested in sports, then good fucking luck. People threaten to shoot up the school constantly. Also everyone acts like they’re better than everyone else, but in reality most kids here are going to live and die in the AV. Did you know the mascot used to be a confederate soldier? And that everything was themed to be extremely racist? You’ll feel incredibly uncomfortable whenever you see paint chip off the murals and find that the confederate flag is under them. Do you like theater? Well you’re gonna have to perform in a cafeteria that violates multiple OSHA codes. Do you like band? Well…have fun with the director. That’s all I’ll say. Do you have a history class? Well you’ll find them in the magical “village” which is only here because they have so many sports fields that they refused to take out in favor of classes, and thus you will have to make a journey comparable to the Oregon Trail just to do badly on a DBQ. Do you like watching people making out? Hope you do, because you’ll see ass-gripping and face-fucking every time you turn a corner. Oh, and the center of the school is the “big gym”. Walking in there will feel like you’re walking into a fucking bullfighting arena, but when you get there all you’ll get is a pep rally in which someone will probably fall over and get made fun of. Also, don’t use the girl’s bathrooms. Just trust me, don’t.

“Have you been to Quartz Hill High School?”
“Oh, the place that used to have conservative flags painted everywhere?”
“Yep!”

by The Ghost of the AV March 16, 2023


waseley hills high school

this school is hell and most of the kids who go there are either popular chavs or roadmen and theyre all just annoying

'did you go to waseley hills high school?'
'yeah it was shit'

by mikey is doing your mother August 30, 2022


Forest Hills high school

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Forest hills high school cool school also cool dudes

by Squid game November 5, 2021


Quakers Hill High School

One of the best places for a zombie apocalypse. Most people are braindead mindless zombie trendfollowers anyways who do anything in their power to treat people like shit. Homophobe, Transphobe and racism hotspot. If you’re mentally ill or queer i advise you escape as soon as possible because this school is worse then you think. RUN

Person 1: What high school did you go to
Person 2: Quakers Hill High School
Person 1: That sucks

by TryingToSurviveZombies April 10, 2023


Oak hill Middle School

A school where the principal looks like big chungus and the kids smear shit on the walls for art. A school where everyone is high as fuck and people are having sex in the bathroom daily.

Wow, Oak hill Middle School is a real shithole

by Ohmshater456 November 2, 2021


Ottawa Hills High School

The best high school in the world! Located in Grand Rapids, Michigan, OHHS is home to some of the world’s biggest celebrities. World renown as the “Indians”, Ottawa Hills was the high school to attend and if you didn’t, you wanted to. The best looking, best dressed, and most talented kids in the city attended this legendary school. The most notorious class being the graduating class of 1992.

I’m not aware that any other high school exists. I attend Ottawa Hills High School, the best school on earth!

by Kaye Mack July 19, 2021


City Hill Middle School

a stupid school with lots a special ed kids

jope

City hill middle school is a school

by efawubheghoise March 10, 2020