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a man with a black mullet walking two shnowsers by catholic private schools, also may be wearing a jean jacket with his name on the back, may like to wave to little children, mostly girls, and has a burt renolds stash
I saw Kool Karl walking with his shnowsers.
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1. The man behind George Bush.
2. Turd blossom. (What George Bush calls him. I found this out watching a TV special called The 10 Most Fascinating People)
Karl Rove controls Dubya.
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The Suge Knight of politics.
I voted for Obama. Karl Rove shot me.
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A reputable actor, Karl Urban just recently made his big acting debut with his appearances in "The Lord of the Rings" films for his role as Eomer. Though having already been in a number of television ("White Fang", "Homeword Bound") and theatre ("Julius Ceasar") performances, his only recognizable roles would be that of the television series "Zena: Warrior Princess" for his roles as Cupid and Ceasar.
Kid #2: "Where do you come up with this stuff?"
J.R.: "From the official Karl Urban website, of course! Man, he is soooo dreamy!"
Kid #2: "Dude, are you gay?"
J.R.: "Well, maybe just a little. But we're all a little gay."
Kid #1: "You said it, Jer!"
Kid #2: "... God dammnit."
{foot-note} The pronunciation mark for the name Eomer goes above the first 'E'. My bad.
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1. The worst name for a fragrance ever - Karl Lagerfeld's new unisex potion at H&M stores.
The bottle is described as "An elongated glass and metal bottle revealing an amber-hued juice. On the label, a black-and-white photo of the designer, looking relaxed in profile."
2. Any mysterious and inappropriate substance generally found on a NYC subway seat.
1. Wow, you smell great. Thanks, I've doused myself in Liquid Karl.
2. Nobody's sitting in that seat because it's coated in some sort of Liquid Karl.
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A specific instance of the hot karl where one defecates into a Christmas stocking and hits someone in the face with it.
Tom was feeling generous on Christmas Day and gave his brother a Christmas karl.
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