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When a girl is so skinny her knees stick out further than her tits
Harry’s girlfriend has thicc knees
The knees of a Sala Cheena fudu.
Typically used in complex sentences.
He gonna take of Diego's knees
A urine-based wetness of the knees and shins caused by pissing into a toilet with too much force and/or at the wrong angle of delivery. Pee knees is a very real danger to anyone who pees while standing, particularly at urinals (which are gross and infrequently flushed). Pee knees is characterized by a smelly wetness of the knees and shins, caused by reflective contact with composite urine that those so afflicted can only hope is mostly of their own making. Common methods for reducing the threat of pee knees include pissing whilst sitting (like a bitch), standing farther away from the toilet itself (best to use both hands here), or simply missing the urinal entirely until you get a handle on your flow (I always sweep in from the left like a boss).
man 1: "excuse me sir, why are you pissing on my boot?"
man 2: "pardon me, graciously, but I do not wish to be stricken with pee knees."
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Gig Knee is the pain experienced when watching a band play a ridiculously long set. Usually after the 45 Minute mark you get an awful zing in the back of your knees. This rarely disappears until you get the last bus home, Hence the reason for a quick exit at the venue.
Two Friends at a show:
"I've got gig knee!"
"Same here"
"Get off the fucking stage already"
Artificial knees made for people with weak/broken knees so they can do everyday stuff like us. A famous example is the streamer YourRage as he uses bionic knees because his own knees don't work anymore.
Person 1: Ah man I broke my knees the doctors said I'll never be able to walk again.
Person 2: Just do like YourRage and get a set of bionic knees.
One of the worst possible fetishes, just look at some pictures
"Hey, I might have a knee fetish" *gunshots in distance*
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Raw Knee is the sexiest man alive who gets all the ladies due to his charm and looks and raw knee is an amazing friend but can be a a stone cold killer if you set him off so dont do it and everybody loves raw knee and he loves them back
Friend 1: Heey man hows your girlfriend
Friend 2: Bitch Dumped me for that Raw knee
Friend 1:Well can you blame him, hes the biggest ladies man ever and a wonderful guy to be around
Friend 2: I guess
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