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A nonchalant individual who likes koalas, usually keeping some manner of koala based item on them at all times.
He's a total Koala Man he keeps a stuffed one with him all the time.
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when you perform oral sex on a woman until she has an orgasm and squirts all over your face and hair, making you resemble a wet koala bear
I went down on her last night and ended up looking like a wet koala
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The act of jacking off; masturbation
"The boy went to his room to capture the koala."
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A loving nickname for a special someone that is one of a kind. The light and love of my life, without him I would be completely lost. The most kind hearted and special person I have ever meant and without a doubt the one I will spend the rest of my life with. He is my world and always has been. I love him with all my heart and I am so happy to call him my one and only. He is perfect in every single way and I never want to be without him.
I love my Koala Bear
Koala Bear always has a home
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When you take a diarrhetic shit in all holes of a girls body and fill her insides up like a caramello koala.
"I turned Stacy into a caramello koala"
"What did she taste like?"
"Shit, of course"
"caramello koala me"
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A girl so incredibly significant to you, such as a lover or spouse, that cuddles by wrapping all of their limbs around you, letting you carry them around or just snuggle on a soft surface (soft optional). They are the most perfect people in the world
My wife Jessica is such a Koala Girl!
Originated from an Australia, when a girl gives you Chlamydia. Koalas are known to have chlamydia.
Some say the phrase was first coined by a random Aussie lass who knew too much about koalas.
That lassie gave me the ole koala surprise. But she was worth it