lazy fiddy

Lazy fiddy refers to the default sex position a man in his 50’s will try to use. Basically lying on his back, while watching sports center and offering no help. The known outcome is not expecting to see his love interest when he wakes in the morning.

My girl friend left me after too many lazy fiddy’s.

Lazy Holterman

The act of impregnating someone, as if the act of conception is as casual, easy, and naturally expected as, say, that of ordering a beer at a bar.

Drunk friend: "I just wanna know - when are you gonna give Michelle a Lazy Holterman?"

Lazy buddy

Some one who goes to your house in comfortable attire, watches movies, tv, or plays video games. You eat junk food. And some times occasionally cuddle.

I can't hang out. My lazy buddy is coming over today.

lazy lube

When a guy is too lazy to grab for the Jergens. He subsequently spits into his palm and uses his own natural juices to pleasure his member.

After a long day of golf Jimmy was too exhausted to apply lotion to cream his dill, so he went au natural and performed a lazy lube.

lazy wingman

It's when a guy takes 2 Tylenol PMs, sits on his hand until it goes numb and tries to finish masturbating before he falls asleep.

Ed: What did you do last night?
Rick: I attempted the lazy wingman.
Ed: And?
Rick: I didn't make it.
Ed: Bummer, condolence five.

lazy lights

Christmas holiday lights that do not get taken down for weeks after the holiday season has passed.

Johnny: Hey man, what day is it?

Andrew: January 25... why?

Johnny: Well I was checkin' out that guys lazy lights. It's been a month since Christmas!

lazy-tranny

1. A man fascinated with women's clothes, but too unmotivated to spend money on them, or take the time to put them on. 2. A drag queen in disguise.

The closest a lazy-tranny gets to dressing like a woman is Google images.