someone who is incredibly stingy and instead of buying lube, uses shampoo or conditioner instead. Matty is a fat faggot who enjoys rimming people and performing the cleveland steamer. He is an asshole
p1: dude who is that guy?
p2: i know, he looks like such a Matty Gee
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When your girl works at subway and gives blowjobs to random dudes
Wow she really pulled a dirty matty
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Boy 1, oh man I saw this boy last night and he was a Mattie Trye.
Boy 2, no way bro I was I was a Mattie Trye.
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A matty boy is a circular we boy with very bad tan lines (mainly where his socks are).
He is the sort of person who you would see down shankil road playing pokemon go.
I saw a matty boy on my way to Walmart today.
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Someone who rolls really shitty blunts. Looks like his own dog coop. His friends call him mumbles, he skimps hella kids and gets bullied by the kids on the track team
Matty P a mumbled coop looking nigga
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a smoi boi.
Ice: Itβs OVER smoi boi
I have the HIGH GROUND
punished matty
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Where you cannot make a girl orgasm
Mate, Iβm really struggling with doing a Dirty Matty
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