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When you're fingering a girl while she's giving you a blowjob, mimicking the same motions to make it look like she's your hand puppet.
She was using her tonsils like a back brace for my dick, when i stuck a finger into her to liven the mood. Once knuckle deep, she thought "C is for Cock" instead of Cookie. Her eager skill as a muppet necking local made me proud to help out. Good thing she already lived in a trash can. Condoms are overrated, Haiti is overrated now, and rashes are for everyone else.
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The hottest most sexual muppet of them all... Kermitt.... Also it can be a badass mother with a huge dangly cock.
Yo, that kermit wang is WACK??
Fuck me hard u pube muppet.
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Any article of clothing made of a synthetic fleece, due to it's resemblance to a skinned Muppet.
"the puppet-rites activist threw red paint all over man's Muppet pelt vest, screaming 'Puppets are living breathing things and soulden't be killed for your fasion!'"
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A muppet in love. Most commonly used with reference to a member of the male gender. Describes a guy who has become entirely wrapped around a girl's finger in serf-like fashion, and as a result displays pathetic, incoherent, twat-like behaviour in all other areas of his puppeteered existence...and yet is regrettably oblivious to the fact.
"Ever since he started dating her, Paul's turned into a right love muppet"
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Someone who insists on sticking their tongue out when having their photo taken.
Look at all her profile pictures on facebook, she's a Tongue Muppet
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A goofy muppet is someone who is both Goofy and a muppet.
Theo is a goofy muppet. Thheo you are a goofy muppet!
individual who meets the definition of Muppet, but needs the extra stimulation of the shocker to wake the the fuck up.
"Tammy is such a dumb cunt"
"yep, she's a shocker muppet for sure"