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(proper) noun.
A mythical place in the southern Pacific Ocean made of clouds, that was invented by Australians.
Legends that ascribe "New Zealand" to be the birthplace of a variety of Australian celebrities, including Ernest Rutherford, Edmund Hillary, Burt Munro, Russell Crowe, Keith Urban and Sonny Bill Williams, can be traced back to early social engineering attempts undertaken by radical left-wing political movements that are also responsible for a once widely circulated urban myth: that the British couldn't conquer "New Zealand" and so had to sign treaties with the original inhabitants.
Various popular musical bands also claim to be "from New Zealand", such as Crowded House, Fat Freddy's Drop and Flight of the Conchords, though this is usually not part of a crazy belief system, but a clever marketing ploy.
The famous poet and philosopher, Munter, sometimes describes his ancestry as originating in "New Zealand", though this is usually a reference to his earlier work where he disproved the theory of epiphenomenalism.
see also: New Zealander adjective derrog..
Rugby players that happen to be drunkards, sheep molesters and adults that have difficulty with shoes, as depicted in the Australian historical docu-drama "Footrot Flats", are also frequently referred to as New Zealanders.
High School Student (drunk): 'Wun ee grew oop, ee winna bi uhn Oozie, eh bro, ow'.
Teacher: 'Don't give up Jerome; you're nearly ready for crayons...baby steps...and please, just call me "Miss"; it will more than double your productivity rate'.
High School Student: 'Oo kah eh bro, noo woories ow bro, jest coz oo cull mi uh New Zealander, yis or stull oolright, yeh Oz- ut's chooiice izzzz, eh? Ow.'
Teacher: 'Any more talk of this, "New Zealand" nonsense, and I'll have you banned from Rugby'.
High School Student: 'Chooiice izzz broo'
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A derogatory pun for FOX News, the 24 hour cable network which ushered in the age of shouting head pseudo-journalism.
See also faux
FAUX News: We Distort, You Comply
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The mecca for the Timbfolk. Where all Timbfolk originated, and unto where all Timbfolk will return when the holy Timb returns to this dimension. Also known as The Homeland.
"Did you see the Holy Timb?"
"Yeah B, I'm on my way to New York now"
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I can't believe this hasn't been defined yet, or for that matter a pun that isn't really heard at all. Ok, so it's obviously a pun on Fox News. Fox News fucks news, right?
Fucks News fucks real news in the ass and ejaculates right wing propaganda.
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A 'media' (more like an entertainment channel) source which is strongly biased towards people who politically identify with conservative views. According to Media Bias/Fact Check, they are rated as mixed on the reporting scale and are also listed as a borderline questionable source. Really if anyone sites Faux News (Fox) as a legitimate source to support their argument-- I don't know what to tell you other than laugh.
Random Guy: Hey did you see the latest Faux News article.
Random Guy (2): *laughs*
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One who changes the way they look,dress or talk.
To change for better or worse.
Also can mean a change in ones attitude or appearance.
The change of ones style.
The positive or negative displayed in ones attitude.
Today I'm trading in my old skin for new skin.
New skin equals new attitude.
Whats up with the new skin boy?
I'm not feeling that new skin you've been wearing lately.
You seem to be more positive in your new skin.
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a country with a beautiful countryside, and lots of cheap stuff to buy but of great quality. Unfortunately, much like the villages in the South-East of England. In other words, full of racist pricks. We hitch-hiked across the country and found two racist people for every nice person.
<woman who was the first person to talk to us when we got to new zealand>: you had better watch out of the brown people.
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