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1. a. Aperson who untruthfully promises others great fortune in the hopes of benefiting himself.
b. A liar
c. A con man
2. A lie told within the context of a promise to others.
3. Satire
That damn dead peacock told us if we worked hard we would all get raises but gave himself a huge bonus instead!
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a situation in which men feel the need to prove their masculinity and compare dick size, due to egos being challenged.
"Quasimodo asked me like 20 questions about an intubated PT we just brought him I think that bitch is trying to peacock up."
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A group of homosexuals who live in uni share houses around inner melbourne suburbs. One usually has abnormaly hairy armpits and has a room full of incense to hide the smell of her twat.
"There goes the neighbourhood, the peacock gang just moved in"
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One can often find purple peacocks watching French films, excessively wearing feminine colors, tackling a stair master, refusing to watch sports and/or take part in any manly activities. These unique, but quite common, creatures hook up with copious amounts of girls (usually unattractive ones), denying their true sexual attraction to men. These poor creatures suffer through a life of loneliness and self reflection, as they constantly try to prove to themselves that they are not gay.
"Karl, who was the beat chick you brought back last night?"
"I don't know, but we wear the same underwear and we fell asleep watching Twilight together. It was a lovely night."
"What a purple peacock!"
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A person who is constantly advertising and praising his/her self by indirect means.
(Origin: "The Mind-Body Problem" by Rebecca Goldstein.)
She's an example of the more obnoxious sort of peacock: a closet peacock. Once you get the dictionary to her private language, you understand that everything she says translates into self-praise.
... Right now, she was complaining to me about the ENORMOUS size of her classes and her need to procure a second graduate student to help with the grading. Translation: "I'm such a POPULAR teacher."
(Mind-Body Problem, p. 236)
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Drew Peacock is a legendary physics teacher. He specialises in looking at the ceiling whole teaching so that he doesnt look at some of his younger students and get turned on. Its rumoured that he has a sex dungeon filled with year 7s in his store room. Drew peacock is currently in a relationship with James Evans and james is often turned on by Drew's sexy shenanigans.
Drew Peacock turns on James Evans
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A human with an anus has this anus filled with 6 or more different colored cocks, resembling the feathered plummage of a peacock. It uses this colorful "plummage" to attract even more mates.
Daryl is one hell of an Anal Peacock, he's up to fifteen already.
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